Jesus Fuck, this thread should have ended with Little Women / Giant Ants. Not just because I am an insect, but because this was about how stupid and trite these literary swaperoos have become. Now that everyone has had their ride on the stupid monster-title train, can we start listing our ideas for cool band names?

magical
I am surprised that all this chatter has gone on without someone pointing out that it is not only any character's name, but also planet's name, that can be rendered "magical" by affixing a "onius," "anous," or "ainous" to its end.

Yes, no more wolves. Their teeth weigh heavy on the local jackalope population.

Sorry Beast, but it's just everything that you - Beast - know is wrong. We were really hoping the psychiatrist would have made that clear to you by now.