And this is how the movie "Her" begins.

Baltimore took this more seriously than domestic violence

Not a shock — Stanley & Simmons are in the same band together.

Wait, is that Paul Stanley in the freezeframe behind Simmons?

Of course the guy for Notre Dame who makes the biggest play of the game is a guy named Pat Connaughton from Boston.

Make fun all you want, but Peter Gammons is one of the world's busiest and foremost acronymologists. While we blather on and on, Gammons can fit 140 words into 140 characters.

Gammons: Hm, time to Tweet my periodic table of ailments.

That really needs to get a strong look by the Deadspin HOF Veterans Committee, if it's not in there already.

Richanbach said that the league shot back, "well, he's not the commissioner of the NFL."

Self important and stupid is a bad combination. Unless, of course, your real job description is to soak up all the incoming flak your business draws so the owners can go on being slimy in the background.

Usually the Spanish announcers' table breaks easily.

No. It's perfect the way it is. I'm sure knowing why this happened wont be nearly as fun as the reasons that I will makeup in my head for it. ( most of them having to do with that player being no longer able to control his sexual desire for that old man and just having to have him right then and there.)

From the first video: "He is wounded, somehow."

Yup, these are his readers.

Fixed that for you.

Rolle originally considered retiring and working from home after receiving an email from a man with a very successful cousin