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Spontaneous Amnesia brought about by the psychological trauma associated with signing with the Browns? Absolutely, Haslam Syndrome is very real and should be in the DSM.

You may see at it as signing two halfbacks, but Chip Kelly sees at it as signing one fullback.

This all ends with AP in Dallas right? Because with the line, he really could put a spanking on the rest of the league.

He fielded a good enough defense to get him out from under most of his charges.

DeMarco Murray is flying to Philadelphia this morning with the expectation he will be an Eagle

I don't care what side you're on, when someone starts quoting the bible to back up their argument I instantly disagree with them. Especially Leviticus

High hopes after it started with "Thanks for joining us, Imperial Kludd." "Thanks for having me." Then it kind of tailed off from there.

Don't those morons at CNN have a plane to chase or something?

This was inevitable when they hired a pitching coach named McCatty.

Combine officials: Mikel! No, not Sam, Leshoure!

This may be the greatest "...assuming they're healthy!' team ever assembled.

This isn't really news, Barry. ESPN's been parodying The Onion for years now.

Sure you didn't mean to file this to Greg Anthony I mean Kenny Smith?

If a man who made a living as "General Hugh G. Rection" can no longer physically bully others, make racial slurs or taunt those because of their sexuality, then I truly wonder what's happened to this country.

In some regards, he's still Head & Shoulders above others in the league.

...or the yet-to-be-made Richie Incognito biopic.

is that a pro hockey player or a tow truck driver? Jesus...

Welcome back, Alex.

When is the leaping-Joey-Crawford photoshop/gif competition? I mean...it's happening, right?