+1, Outstanding.

Phenomenal. You win the internet. Now try and keep the acceptance speech a little shorter than his.

My favorite installment of "People from the South Learning About the Cold" was the story of William Henry Harrison.

If I was AP and my agent did some dumb stuff like this, I'd be switching my agent.

He makes David Flair look like Ric.

I don't know, I kind of look the same way after 420.

Hope this doesn't tarnish Sapp's reputation.

Dog Baldwin, ace pooper

Man, this guy sure could use a Union right about now.

A word of caution, passers-by: You're not just taking a selfie with Gronk. You're taking a selfie with everyone he's ever taken a selfie with in the past.

Can't believe Wafer went for the dick punch. He usually goes for the Necco.

When you ask, "what's wrong with kids today?", don't forget there are legions of adult Penn State fans who felt vindicated recently when the man who looked the other way on sexual abuse had his wins record reinstated.

Those are some elite studying skills!

I don't want to cause any trouble, but that ball featured in the first half dunk fest looked a little flat to me.

Plus they're a hockey team, not an airline. What the fuck

This is weird. Gary Lawless cares about rules and you actually have to pay for the Winnipeg Free Press. It's like words don't matter anymore.

Am I the only one who can't stand reading sports articles from the Times due to their inane usage of periods in acronyms?

To be fair, everyone in the world rushes to judgment, except for Pete Carroll, who passes to judgment, and is usually intercepted.

Jenkins: [sobbing]

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