Of course he's dumb. That's not even how you spell "fill."

Washington D.C. police cited Colts linebacker D'Qwell Jackson for simple assault

The 31-year-old pizza delivery employee...

The pizza guy tried to calm him down but Jackson apparently couldn't be Qwell'D.

Yeah, Peyton Manning was flawless in his last Super Bowl

If he can get over Sunday, Seahawks fans probably can too.

Here is a smoking hot take that pins much of the blame for the loss on Wilson:

People are always confused over who the real Malcolm Butler is. Not just on twitter and social media. He gets mistaken in social groups, team functions, even in pictures. Helpful tip, if you ever see a picture of a group of people and you're confused as to which one Malcolm Butler is, he's the one in the middle.

Well, they can't all be hits.

It's not even about making tired jokes as much as it is about constantly reminding people that yes, he's proven very capable of doing or believing incredibly stupid things.

Pete Carroll lost that entire locker room with that call. No way those guys ever trust him again. The Seahawks run is done.

Maybe there was a third play caller, somewhere down the grassy field, perhaps...

Angering Drew enough to get him to write this, even though it physically pained him? I regret nothing.

Terminator, doy.

+1.0

A small flying object, traveling at a low rate of speed is threatening to bring down one of the strongest infrastructures in the United States. I think the first thing Pete Carroll will do once he reviews the tape is make an apologetic phone call to Mr. Bush.

LUND: But what about all the field work I did?

Seriously, who's not hoping that next August we hear a story about the night JJ Watt took on a wolverine?

"It's really minimalistic," Watt said. "The only thing I have to focus on is training and that's the way I like it. There's no frills, there's nothing to distract you up here."