His DNA was also allegedly found on a bullet casing in the rental car

Hernandez's defense attorney argued that the object could have been anything, including an iPad, iPhone, or remote.

Gun selfie. Enough said?

We finally have conclusive proof that while marijuana may not make you kill people, it does at the very least make you do a shitty shitty job of it.

Hernandez's defense attorney argued that the object could have been anything, including an iPad, iPhone, or remote

Defense: "And that object could have been anything. It could've been an iPad. It could've been an iPhone. It could've been a remote. Anything."

Accomplice: Ok Aaron, in and out, no evidence. We hit the target, and leave.

Not to mention, he'll be getting a 4 game suspension.

Dude's going to jail for a long time.

I recommend that any person who does analysis or predictions in the media (politics, sports, Hollywood rumors, whatever) should have a permanent tally of what they got right or wrong. This should be displayed by their name any time they make an appearance or are referenced. Once they fall below 50%, they are labeled…

I'm really sick of these thugs and the constant attention they get on this website. Can we go a couple of weeks without mentioning the NCAA?

Why the hell hasn't this been posted yet? You guys are slacking.

Did you know that if you add the numbers in 9/11, you get 20, which matches exactly the average IQ of a 9/11 truther?

I would expect Lynch to be an excellent MK player, considering his daily experience with an evil figurehead telling players their souls belong to him.

Gronk putting that trophy in Conan's nuts is pretty much exactly how I expect Gronk is at all times, and I am okay with that.

Gronk and Beastmode

This needs to be a sitcom, or a reality show. Just have these two live together and be themselves. That was unexpectedly, extremely, funny.

Without ruining the twist, I will say that this is a well-struck piece of trolling. Good work, M. Night Shyalaman.

It's sort of creepy that the only thing that's going to save Lynch from having to deal with this same scenario over and over again is Groundhog Day.

I didn't really care who wins on Sunday, but now I don't think I've ever wanted anything more than for Lynch to score 6 touchdowns, grab his crotch after every one, win the MVP, receive the trophy from Goodell and get interviewed on the podium after. IF THERE'S A JUST GOD THIS WILL HAPPEN.