You might say it was a stairing contest.

What do you have there, Jon? Is that protein powder?

I'm sorry.

This certainly is the best argument anyone could make for doing that deal. Thanks.

The only thing that makes a TINY bit of sense is Kobe only has 2 years left at that mega salary and Carmelo has 5 left. So they would gain cap flexibility 3 years sooner. But that ignores the fact that they just signed Carmelo to that huge contract 4 months ago!

This is the dumbest idea I have ever read in my goddamn life.

This guy's a real prince.

You['re] all a FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT that think that by keeping my SON away from his father will make me CHANGE!!! Well wrong FUCKING MOVE all you FUCKS!!!! and WHORES!!!! And Pieces of SHIT!!!!!!! Including you MOM that have been FUCKING WHOEVER you WANT behind Dads Back!!!!! FUCK all of you that think I am unstable…

HE ALSO WORKS WITH KIDS.

So your theory is that we posted it today and then UConn traveled through time to yesterday so they could issue a release announcing the suspension?

Optimus Grimes.