Wenster’s dictionary defines BoFA as

I admit I do prefer higher alkaline water for the taste. The superhuman strength it gives me is just a by-product.

It only works if you drink it from the positive terminal.

Smart.

Your quick contrarian response doesn’t account for:

Man, not even the Warriors could blow a 4-0 lead

Remember on election day when all those idiot men at Deadspin said they weren’t voting or were voting third party or various other dumb shit?

Let me think about this.

I decided to BRIANSTROM some ideas for our crossover.

This post gets a stamp of approval from me, an apparently humorless feminist who was pissed at this morning’s posts.

“How can I be helpful to women today, on a day important to them? I know! I’ll write 700 words about a pun! HAHAHAHA”

The entire joke is in the headline, the article is just hemming and hawing. “Is this thing on?” ... pulls at necktie. “Take my wife, please!”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I think I’m done with Jez today. See y’all tomorrow.

Challenge accepted!

By the way Giri, I am looking forward to your State Department interview when you have to point out the nation of West India on a map…

Shaq wants to be Charles so bad.

Antoine Walker

I declare Shaq kinda a dick.

Shaq is definitely not the winner here. He just looks like an idiot.