Just to be clear, Chris Cooley is a fucking asshole, full stop. If you think a known alcoholic might be drinking again, publicly speculating about to score scoop points it is a bullshit, hateful move.

Why all the questions, ‘Don’?!

To give more red meat to the conspiracy theorists, McCloughlin and Brewer definitely knew each other when McCloughlin was with the Seahawks and Brewer was writing for the Seattle Times.

Get your thumbtacks and red twine out!

“Now that’s how you run a franchise.”

Alternate take: Dan Snyder thinks negative stories are good for the team. It pretty much explains every move Dan Snyder has made since buying the team...

Amen. The last guy that Ranadive was “fixated on” like that was Nik Stauskas, who he drafted in the lottery and then was traded after one season along with another 1st round pick in exchange for two 2nd rounders. When the Sixers and Pelicans are duping you, then you really need to head back to the kiddie pool, or at…

Only difference is that Jordan usually follows that by muttering to himself “I can still take him, though”

4. Has Ben Affleck ever met an autistic person?

Fucked around and got a triple double?

The one on the couch

The absolute fucking worst. I’d rather listen to Fleetwood Mac or the Eagles.

See? See? Look at this shit.

I’ll knock it. Fuck is wrong with you?

“Hans! BUBBY! I’m your white knight!”

None of us particularly like being freaked out and terrified about the government of the country either!

YES

Remember, as others have been saying recently, the right are snowflakes: cold, white, and when the appear in large numbers, they close schools.

Seriously, no one cares about how hahd it is to be a Pats’ fan today.

He destroyed the tapes. He did you mouth breathers a favor. You idiots forget that and act like victims.

I feel for your pain. And I’m going to try to say this in the nicest way possible, but ... he wasn’t the entire country’s father.