I had a coach like that, which I guess is ok, it’s in his job description to try to be inspiring. But we’d have watch inspirational movies the night before a game and listen to crappy, half-baked attempts at Grantland Rice sports-as-a-metaphor-for-life speeches. I fucking hated it. I always felt like an odd man out…

As another former-athlete-turned-old guy, I can actually relate to being intensely competitive, but this kind of rah-rah, look-at-me shit always turned me off.

Dexter’s favorite spot!

Not sure what I watched but I’m hyped as fuck to take my trash and recycling out tomorrow morning.

“Ray, honey? You finished the drywall yet? Mother will be here in less than an hour, honey. Honey?”

It wins the Super Bowl or it gets the hose again

Ray Lewis will win an Oscar for this portrayal of a former NFL star suffering from the early stages of CTE.

ALLEGEDLY murdered that pep talk!

Have to give him credit, Ray is on to it.

No chance, that suit ended up with the ‘spy gate’ tapes.

Allegedly.

+1 white suit in the garbage can

I’ve heard nice things about Earth-69

It exists because in a truly infinite multiverse, everything that *can* exist, *must* exist at some point in time.

Remember, if Ray-Ray doesn’t do this, America will see an increase in evil. Which we call ‘crime’.

This has to be one of the absolute dumbest things I have ever seen. There’s a better than great chance it is just Ray Lewis and a camera man in that garage. Why Ray Lewis thinks anyone in New England gives any bit of a shit about him is beyond me. There are more respected NFL players in the Patriots locker room…

No idea but keep your eyes open for a white suit with a little red on it.

Yeah, we always kept our crazy uncle down in the basement where he could rant all he wanted.

So. Many. Douche. Chills.

This was the least motivating speech I’ve ever heard.