to the tune of “murder car,” duh

Yeah, it’s a special car. Trust me, I know cars. It’s the best car. Really yuge car.

Making the all star team means you have more value as a free agent.

I agree in so much as I think this only matters in terms of contract incentives. I don’t know it should be negotiated out of the CBA because there is still inherent value in a player making the game regardless of whether or not their talent warrants it (see: foreign players with huge vote totals from their native…

Andrew Bogut’s write-in of: “a congressional investigation into #Pizzagate” sort of counts.

I don’t think the players ultimately moved the voting in a way that would bump someone from the team, but Kerr’s right (about this stupid issue).

If nobody voted for Trump I’d consider it a complete success.

I’m going to go out on a limb and assume he’s subtweeting here.

I’m a good boy. Please stop asking if Donald Trump is a good boy. I don’t know who else is a good boy. Just throw the damn ball.

“Get rid of those crutches, Ridge. Throw them down and walk. You can’t make the team on crutches. You can’t play on crutches.”

“What’s attendance mean?”

It made the GOP his “useful idiots”.

... or to avoid people informing Hamilton how he knows nothing about the financial sector

Lenin coming back to life still kills me

Between Putin trying to steal his ring and his love of spy-capers, somehow I think this means Bob “Mr.” Kraft is involved.

This is the key para for me (page 3 of the report; page 13 of the PDF):

Stick to sports, Putin!

These are bad tweets.

I’ve spent my career working in IT. Phil seems like every boss I’ve ever had who insisted on trying to use technology twenty years out of date to solve a problem that he didn’t really understand.