How do we know that Stevie Wonder didn’t call OBJ and tell him that he saw all the terrible calls that were being made. Maybe this wasn’t a joke, but a name drop.

Punishments for older Kids between 11-16 (have 11 and 16 yr olds)

+3 inches

Didn’t Marion Jones already use this excuse?

It’s not either/or. These are great groups to give to and your local DV shelter, soup kitchen, or literacy program can certainly also use your money and especially your time. [dick joke]

They will hoist the trophy two weeks after Trump’s inauguration. What a time to be alive.

their playoff chances have fallen to 32 percent, per FiveThirtyEight. 

They got off to a 5-0 start. I guess they were 5-1 after the Philly game, but still...

Probably my favorite funbag item in a while.

Either spit the lugie out on the floor of the car and rub it into the carpet with your foot or swallow it. Jesus, do I have to think of everything?

Then you try beating off and that doesn’t help either.

Such a ridiculous double standard when it comes to catching your spouse masturbating. The few times I’ve caught my wife or found out about it later I’m like “Hey now, that’s hot...want some company?” But whenever she catches me it’s all “Gross! What’s wrong with you? At least wait until the funeral is over!”

Eric, tell everyone about the cockroaches, man!

You’re drinking someone else’s used cereal milk? *gag*

You new around here?

It will be fun when Trump awards a Medal of Freedom to David Duke, Curt Schilling and Scott Baio.

Oh so Jordan is running for President in 8 years now that Obama roasted him?

Justify it all you want but last years team was supposed to win even more than the team the previous year. They were the super team, the team that had set the new record for games won in the regular season. Oh and Curry was the first unanimous MVP. Did you know that? I had no idea, I had to look that up. Everyone in…

Or the Indians blowing a 3-1 lead to the only team with a longer history of losing.

Here’s one.