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Bowled 'im!
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You’re not wrong... but c’mon, Trump isn’t the solution to whatever problems the DNC has.

I’m Mexican. I think I’ll be OK. But I’m terrified for my family.

As a Jewish American, I couldn’t agree more.

Patriots fans who supported Clinton/Not-Trump, this is what it feels like to everyone else when your team wins the Super Bowl. It’s like the asshole from an 80s teen movie never got his comeuppance and instead went on to be president.

As a Muslim American who spent the night consoling friends and family members, please, do not be jaded. As ridiculous as that sounds, it’s literally my only request. Because jadedness lends itself to apathy, and if there were ever a time to actually care about anything, it’s now, facing a clown president and a fascist

Sorry, but they just elected the human equivalent of TL;DR.

Attorney General Rudy Guliani. Secretary of State Newt Gingrich.

Associate Justice Peter Thiel.

You think Trump is smart enough to sound coherent adlibbing?

“Mike Pence? He couldn’t even get elected Vice President! Sad.”

Late tomorrow Trump is going to deny he said any of this, and will insist he was never a candidate for President and he’ll call Mike Pence a loser.

“You have dealt with an unbelievable slanted and negative media and have come out beautifully” sounds 0% like something Bill Belichick would say, and 100% like something Donald Trump would say while reading a blank page he is pretending is a letter from Bill Belichick.

Hillary isn’t necessarily my ideal candidate, she’s also not a racist, egotistical demagogue with an inability to feel anything other than self-love and spite.

That’s not the end of it! My sources tell me he won’t ever appear on Bill Simmons’s “Any Given Wednesday” again either.

This is insane. No one has been more friendly to the Mavs or more on Dirk Nowitzki’s jock over the last fifteen years than Stein has. And I say that as someone who thinks Stein is a fairly good, objective writer.

Cuban Missive Crisis

Ah yes, the ol’ only-MVP-caliber-athletes-are-allowed-to-have-personalities take

The undecided voter is the biggest myth of the general election.

Seriously hope Americans step up and push Trump out hard, together with the rest of the basket of crap that supports him. Just winning doesn’t matter this time, it has to be a final and decisive -no- against the alt-right all that it stands for.

We need to all get out and vote and send a clear message to Republicans that candidates like Trump are unacceptable.