I only have the ‘insert image’ option :(

Also, how in the fuck do you quote text in Kinja? I never learned that piece of advanced coding.

Actually, they’re not unlike Kobe Bryant’s shot-selection in that way.

FUN FACT FROM A FART-SNIFFING SHITHEAD: the “freestyle” event is actually exactly that: there are no rules as to what stroke you can do (as opposed to the others where you would get DQ’d for performing an incorrect stroke). The traditional method is just the way almost every single person swims the quickest. I…

FUN FACT FROM A FART-SNIFFING SHITHEAD: the “freestyle” event is actually exactly that: there are no rules as to what stroke you can do (as opposed to the others where you would get DQ’d for performing an incorrect stroke). The traditional method is just the way almost every single person swims the quickest. I…

Quality work by Sam Wooley this week, yet again!

<i>I get a lot of emails from people about how gross farting the shower is</i>

Re: being tall at a music festival, I’m 6'5, which is awful in every single situation except when trying to see over people, and even then, it kinda sucks. You’re blocking the people behind you, and feel awful as a result. I always turn around and apologise, and feel self-conscious the whole time. Better than being…

So, the logical question arises: scrubs top and cargo shorts?

Which celebrities would be good novelties as game show hosts? Stone Cold Steve Austin? Bill O’Reilly? PFT Commenter? Drew Magary?

Choose one:

Do any of you speak more than one language?

What’s your personal policy on starring deadspin comments? I got a bunch of stars once and felt like a god, so I star decent comments extremely liberally, as it takes zero effort and they’re unlimited. However, I could appreciate a survival-of-the-fittest policy where only the best of the best (as opposed to all…

Explicit in my comment was that it wouldn’t happen, and implicit was that there were additional prohibitive factors, but thanks for the economics lecture!

COMMENT: Drew should start his own Grantland-style vanity site. I know he would probably say he’s too lazy, and you guys would say you wouldn’t work for him, but shut up allaya. I’m worried about this whole sale thing.

I hate to be the snarky comment section guy, but this idea (a) was Bill Simmons’s, and (b) didnt make sense then and doesnt make sense now. Why have only competitors from other sports? Thats dumb. No other sport does that. It would take away from the whole aim of having the best tug of war team out there. Why not just…

Guy Who Is Better Than The Rest Of Us, Everybody!

She trieda hit me with a mop

Whoa, thanks, Mr Serious Fan! Please tell the rest of us how to be more Serious!

Petchesky should get royalties for that tweet, man. An annuity from Gawker Media.