I go to Deadspin to check if the internet is working!

I’ll just lift up my leg and wipe the rim off with my sock, then go about my business as if nothing happened.

I go to Deadspin to check if the internet is working!

I’m here in Rio for thr Olympics, and I can report that it’s fucking awesome. I know that that’s winner’s history and all that, but I don’t care. Brazil fucking rocks and the Olympics fucking rock.

Petchesky should get royalties for that tweet, man. An annuity from Gawker Media.

The best Deadspin comment I’ve ever read. Bra the fuck vo.

Hot take: I’ve always thought that baseball extra-innings stats, and basketball overtime stats, should come with an asterisk and/or be pro-rated. Why should someone who played 14 innings to achieve a milestone be held in the same regard as someone who only took the regular 9? Why should your 53-minute box score be…

Score?

Great article. I’m heading to the Olympics and plan to dodge Zika simply by wearing repellent and being proactive about spotting mozzies.

Hart of Darkness

I’m going to keep posting this on every cycling article until you answer, consarnit:

Patrick – serious, non-snarky question: are these cycling posts getting good enough traction to mean that they’ll continue?

All of these “most famous athlete” posts only refer to American athletes. Ali was famous all over the world because he fought and travelled all over the world; nobody outside North America knows who Babe Ruth is, goobers. There’s a billion people in China; Ding Junhui is probably more widely known than MJ.

Would you rather have:

Dave-O, you’ve got your panties in a bunch because somebody called you Dave-O? That’s not even a nickname. Your birth certificate might as well say Dave-O. Any man with that name in whatever situation — whether he’s a supreme court judge or your father in law — gets the Dave-O treatment. You fucking communist.

Paaaaaaaaaatrick can you please answer my question on your cycling headbutt post I am going to keep asking it until my mosquito-like attention is sated thx in advance xoxo

Patrick – serious, non-snarky question: are these cycling posts getting good enough traction to mean that they’ll continue?

Ask Judas Priest

Hey Patrick, genuine and not snarky question: do these cycling posts get enough views that Gawker will let you keep doing them? As cycling is a minority sport, I’m guessing that the powers that be might have permitted you to serve up posts for a while, to allow a bit of an audience to develop, but reserving the right…

Don’t encourage him. Tomic is not a good tennis villain. He is an untalented whining pissbag. Our country hates him and Nick Kyrgios. They are our version of the nephew from Caddyshack and Donald Trump Jr.