Are you serious? It looks more like he was laughing at something someone else did or said off camera to the right, where he was actually looking. The look he gave after “the impact” was the look after the I would give to mean, “Crap! I didn’t see her there!” Not, “WELL EXCUUUUUUSE YOU.”

I will take one for the team and say I am a fan of Leonardo DiCaprio. What he does in his private life bears no influence on this decision. He is well overdue for some awards and he takes it in stride very well if I might add. The Revenant is the real deal and should be treated as such! The oscar is his this year.…

Stop. You’re not jumping to irrational conclusions based on a 10 second video. Get out.

He looks like he’s laughing at something off-camera, completely unrelated to her, though. Which.. is a thing he’s allowed to do.

I believe that was Ricky Gervais, 2 hours ago.

Man, kinja *really* hates Leonardo DiCaprio. Can someone explain? The numerous “DiCaprio is an asshole because he hangs out and sleeps with models” articles makes me think I’m missing something. It can’t be just that right?

She cropdusted him. I’m certain of it. You know how she do.

I mean, if you watch just this video, it looks like he’s laughing at something someone said to him off-camera and wasn’t paying attention to the proceedings at all.

The phrase “eat a cheeseburger” is so incredibly obnoxious and body-shame-y. She’s naturally very thin, always has been, probably always will be. There are things that can rightfully said about her as far as her opinions and actions, but I don't understand why her body always has to be brought into it.

Oh hell no. That is creepy as fuck. Call the pizza place to complain. It’s completely unprofessional and inappropriate for a delivery guy to ask you that.

Yeah, no. I would never let a rando pizza delivery dude into my house. If I can figure out how to dress appropriately for winter, so can pizza delivery dude.

I adopted a cat today from the Humane Society!!!!!

*BRAG ALERT*

Guys, big news this week with my kid. The other night I felt like poo after they had dance class, so I decided to take the kids to McDonald’s to avoid cooking and give myself a chance to just sit (that sound you hear in the distance is one of Food Babe’s neck veins exploding).

Yeah! I call it “ass in the seat mangement.” It’s way more challenging to figure out if your employees are actually accomplishing goals or doing work that has an actual effect on the bottom line than it is to say “Ms. Salami works late and never takes lunch. She is a good employee.” I think better, smarter, more…

That seems a little melodramatic. How much business are you really going to lose if you close the office for 30 minutes?

Giving men paternity leave would actually go a long way toward destigmatizing maternity leave. Right now we treat raising children, and particularly babies, as almost entirely the mother’s responsibility. Women are penalized for procreating and men are not because women are expected to make major lifestyle and career…

We would be fast friends. I can tell.

Oh, and I am ready for all the reality TV women to stop referring to their mons pubis as their “vajayjay.” If you bedazzled your vagina, the aesthetician would need a speculum, very long tweezers and a miner’s helmet.

agreed all around. i want to see two women fighting over something one may have said off camera to someone else! not yolanda flipping out her kids by reading them her will on fucking camera