Mike Brown: [sees baby eating candy]

Seems like this is the reason they have drive-thrus. I didn’t see the inside of a 7-11 for about three years after my kids were born.

I’m fluent is six million forms of communications ... including ‘bama drunk

It’s a marathon, not a sprint.

Trying to murder someone: 3 games

I mean come on... did anyone really expect Merton Hanks to stick his neck out for Burfict?

You know Merton Hanks is going to come down hard on anyone who puts players’ necks at risk.

Dude! I was going to watch Sixth Sense for the very first time tonight. Thanks a lot.

I can’t believe George Lucas drives a motherfucking Jeep.

Am I the only one smart enough to understand that the roughly 10 year cyclical nature of our economy doesn’t have anything to do with who is in office? Mark my words we will see another crash soon. Possibly before the November election even.

Your spirited — but simplistic — argument becomes very complicated very quickly when you consider that there are a few hundred schools who play D-1 college and/or football.

Few of those schools pay their coaches anywhere near what Saban gets. So how much would you pay the kids on the teams whose coaches earn, say,…

She’s crying because the trash she threw didn’t hit anyone

This was, by far, the Bengaliest way to lose a game.

This is the worst comment of all time.

I wouldn’t be so quick to blame Vontaze for such a monumental lapse in judgement.

Making potato jokes about McGregor might get you mashed.

Gardai from Crumlin is a loose cannon, should be off the force for good

I received Superman 64 the year it came out as a Christmas present, and it was my only non-clothing Christmas present that year.

I remember going through all of the steps outlined in this article, just they occurred all in the span of the same day, rather than over an extended period of time.