I'm pretty sure whatever kind of creature that was, it was obviously wounded based on the shrieking noises it was making.

If super speed were your only power, wouldn't you be in constant danger of killing yourself or other grievous bodily harm?

The one super-power I would go for, would be 100% Health and super-healing. Not immortality, of course, but maybe slow down my aging process by 25%.

I wonder what the receiver was screaming out to Ha Ha after the play?

The 1929 stock market watched the end of the game and was like, "Now that was a fucking collapse."

"That's Jen Mueller getting those priceless sound bites, and kudos to her for hustling so quickly to find the players"

I also erupted in screams and curses when I realized that Phil Simms was calling the next game.

What the camera didn't catch was Luke Willson running right behind him in a pink hoodie.

I work with a guy who eats out someone before he comes to work, & doesn't brush his teeth.

Sigh.
You know, I was going to write 'Hot Dogs' for West Virginia because I thought it would be funny. Then I looked at the map. Fucking squirrel would have been more respectable. THIS, West Virgina, is why you don't ever have nice things.

How is this illegal? It's against NCAA rules for sure, but not illegal. The police should not care.

a penis will get hard if you let it rub against you, but that doesn't mean anything about the boy attached to it.

Untrained assassin Tony Stewart, Busch's NASCAR colleague, had no comment when asked about the case.

Patricia Driscoll accused him of smashing her head into a motorhome wall three times.

Re: the high school dance boner.

This is less interesting than I expected.

That last chef is more manly than 100 of me everyone.

FIFY

She once won with a semi-automatic pistol.

She plays Russian Roulette with 5 chambers loaded.

Ladies and gentleman, I give you the tale of Saint Basil Fuckoff, the patron saint of waiters and bartenders.