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Never said peaceful, I said stable. Although, domestically, one of our best attributes is the way we’ve been able to peacefully transition from one ruling party to another without resorting to coups and revolutions. Lots of those European countries (Spain, Greece, Germany, even France) have all fallen victim to their

Even if it is, the USSR wasn’t formed until 1917.

Torn up knee hurts bad

Seeing how things went the last time LeBron left the Cavs, I think they’ve got a much better shot with him than without him.

Probably won’t be back up until the jewelry stores open on Monday and he can buy the site administrator a huge honkin’ diamond ring.

Watching this video, it makes me even more annoyed when people chide the U.S. as being a “young nation” that’s too arrogant to have a widened voice in world political discussions.

The thing with the Nazis’ march through Europe was that it had to be that quick for them to achieve it.

It’s the weekend. Be patient.

Notre Dame, at this point, would probably join the ACC if forced to. It’s already in the ACC in everything except football, and has an agreement to play five football games a year against ACC teams. It’s basically a member already.

Hey, man, it’s an awesome rush.

Facing a stiff deadline, Drew prepares to write his column defending the glory and honor of Thanksgiving turkey.

Dear Mosquito Penthouse,

The guy in the e-mail was basically talking about getting a blow job from a mosquito.

A while back I decided to go out and get some exercise by throwing a Nerf football, chasing after it, picking it up and throwing it again, etc., all the way down the field. Weird, I know, but I figured it was more fun than just running wind sprints and I’d work some upper body muscles.

Reach out to them all you want. Doesn’t change what they are now.

We can have World War III without it going nuclear.

The little throwaway lines and moments in the Rocky movies are always the best. Two of my favorites:

I have always loved that hat fling. It is just an absolutely perfect, pissed-off line drive, followed by the door kick. Absolutely awesome.

I don’t mind it as much as others as sort of epilogue to Rocky IV, and a bridge to the slightly more upbeat Rocky Balboa. It was a brief but important chapter in Rocky’s life where he transitioned to a post-boxing career and got back on his feet.

Rocky V is obviously not a well-liked movie, but damn if it doesn’t have some tre-fucking-mendous quotes.