They’ll hold a car wash on the base to help pay for it.

The fan, as well as the back of the crew’s underwear.

Yeah, talk about a swing of emotions.

CNN once struggled to cover a tornado that hit their building. A bus full of dead orphans and nuns on their doorstep would fly right under the radar.

Would that be covered under the international lemon law?

Little harsh there. I was wondering the same thing he was, and whether they could just inspect it or replace some stuff, and appreciate all of those who have explained why that can’t happen.

Or, for the less mechanically inclined, like a sweatshirt that your 8-year-old kid just stretched past his knees to crawl inside of.

I have another national anthem question.

It didn’t help, either, that public opinion was against the war. From a tactical standpoint, the U.S. largely won the war. The Tet Offensive, for example, was a bloodbath for the Viet Cong that should have been their death blow.

Guerilla, we did not have trained apes running amok in the British lines.

They’d take the 2-year-old, but I doubt they’d give you $500 above KBB value for him.

That’s not really fair to Belichick. Makes him sound lucky. I think where he’s head and shoulders above everyone is that he’s just willing to do unconventional things where others are not, because he realizes the downside isn’t all that bad. And then his players feed off of that, because of his track record and…

Good plan, except in the modern NFL teams can easily complete two or three passes in half that time and get into field goal position or even into the red zone with a chance to score a touchdown.

At the risk of escalating racial tensions that will force me to resign from posting on Deadspin, I would absolutely love to hear the truth behind the poop swastika story. Maybe on an episode of “Behind the Feces.”

I know you’re trolling and this is complete and utter bullshit, but I fully expect Bill Belichick to try it this Sunday and have it work.

I like Google for a homepage because it’s simple — no graphics, no pop-up ads or videos, nothing that’s a pain in the ass to wait for. Just fire up the browser and go.

That’s the part that I don’t get, and that Tyler expounded on in the (outstanding) article. What’s the premium the Air Force is willing to pay to make this go away? What are they willing to pay to ensure everyone stays happy and keeps quiet, and it looks like they’re not trampling on someone’s rights?

Looks like he just realized he needs to pass a corn cob and is a mile away from the nearest port-a-john.

Being Wisconsin, the UW-Eau Claire Eclairs would be more fitting.

Naw. The Patriots will run it five times and make it work every single time.