They’d take the 2-year-old, but I doubt they’d give you $500 above KBB value for him.

Isn’t part of the reason Batman is in the Justice League because he wants to be there?

That’s not really fair to Belichick. Makes him sound lucky. I think where he’s head and shoulders above everyone is that he’s just willing to do unconventional things where others are not, because he realizes the downside isn’t all that bad. And then his players feed off of that, because of his track record and…

Good plan, except in the modern NFL teams can easily complete two or three passes in half that time and get into field goal position or even into the red zone with a chance to score a touchdown.

At the risk of escalating racial tensions that will force me to resign from posting on Deadspin, I would absolutely love to hear the truth behind the poop swastika story. Maybe on an episode of “Behind the Feces.”

I know you’re trolling and this is complete and utter bullshit, but I fully expect Bill Belichick to try it this Sunday and have it work.

I like Google for a homepage because it’s simple — no graphics, no pop-up ads or videos, nothing that’s a pain in the ass to wait for. Just fire up the browser and go.

That’s the part that I don’t get, and that Tyler expounded on in the (outstanding) article. What’s the premium the Air Force is willing to pay to make this go away? What are they willing to pay to ensure everyone stays happy and keeps quiet, and it looks like they’re not trampling on someone’s rights?

Looks like he just realized he needs to pass a corn cob and is a mile away from the nearest port-a-john.

Being Wisconsin, the UW-Eau Claire Eclairs would be more fitting.

Naw. The Patriots will run it five times and make it work every single time.

So one Christian nut job goes on a Facebook rant (which, as we all know, is a good barometer of public opinion) and the entire Christian religion is angry over this?

Or, he intended it as “You young pricks who think you know something of the world and live to be outraged by it, want to believe there’s systematic oppression despite your presence on a college campus getting a quality education that you’ll use to better yourselves and the world at large. You have an opportunity to…

Preferably, the graffiti will be scribbled in human feces, as is the custom in Missouri.

So ... you can think like us, be like us and join our movement or be trampled under our feet, because our way is right and your way is wrong?

Isn’t that what Missouri’s football team has been doing all season?

So did they drug Ole Miss’ defense and replace them with junior high players?

How does the python escape predators?

That leopard looks like someone who just jumped off a high dive and realized the pool is empty.

Another factor is that the guys who do sit and develop into solid players do so in part because they’re in the NFL environment. They’re not playing, but they are getting a graduate degree in NFL quarterbacking by watching film, attending meetings, hopefully learning a few things from the veteran QB ahead of them and…