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Sadly, we’ve had almost 100 years of every Philly team losing and STILL don’t have a Super Bowl. Selling Philly’s collective soul to the devil for a Super Bowl win would be like trying to sell the soul of Jeffrey Dahmer. The devil would look at the deal, tell you he’s getting it anyway, and either offer you a two-pack

Please explain this to the class, because I’m a 38-year white man who has lived in the south half his life and have no fucking idea how the number “88” — particularly in regards to Dale Earnhardt Jr.’s race car — is in any way a blatant and well-known piece of racist imagery.

Not sure where you people watch your movies, but at the theaters I go to there is always a crew (i.e., two ushers) standing next to a 55-gallon garbage can as the credits are rolling, just waiting for the place to clear out to go through the aisles and clean up. If I notice them and it’s convenient (i.e., they haven’t

He’d certainly fit right in with ISIS, being the Ayatollah of Rock ‘n Rolla.

Well, that’s a fine idea unless it’s a black fraternity. Then it becomes a hate crime.

“I choose you, Pikachu!”

Why do we need Amsterdam when we’ve now got Denver?

Black folks causing a ruckus in a pool, and the police are on the way?

The 75 percent number is actually lower than his usual rate.

The NFL just launched its next bounty investigation on the Redskins coaching staff.

The last time a quarterback drafted by the Chiefs led the team in passing yardage was 1980. In that 35-year span, they’ve drafted a total of 12 quarterbacks, including three this century. The last time they took a QB in the first round they had the seventh pick in a loaded draft that produced three Hall of Fame QBs,

Even a lot of newer guns. If it’s a busload of them (probably a couple hundred), even at $100 or $200 a pop as a wholesale price, there’s a lot of money sitting in there if they’re in good condition and still fire.

A necessary move, and a good move to get anything back for a guy well past his prime, but still a sad day. It just leaves Carlos Ruiz and Ryan Howard as the last two links to the glory years. Too bad one of them is an aging fan favorite who can’t hit, and the other is Ryan Howard.

If you go with someone old enough or with any kind of disability, the wheelchair is the way to go. Front of the line!

Looking at how messed up the Dolphins, Bills and Jets are, are we sure the Patriots are even that good?

Velocity isn’t everything at that level, but even a good high school pitcher throws about 85 mph.

The Chargers are like the AFC’s version of the Cowboys, only with a lot less history and general hatred — they’re just good enough to be dangerous. Every year, they’re somewhere between 7-9 and 10-6 every year (with a spike to an occasional 11-5 and division title when the schedule is favorable), just good enough to

I feel like I’m watching the scene in “Vacation” when Clark breaks through the dead-end barricade and jumps the Truckster into the desert. To paraphrase:

This looks like a depiction of game day, but it’s actually the 2017 Rivers Family Reunion.

He looks like Glass Joe after you’ve stunned him, and just before you hit him 16 straight times in the jaw.