Morbo

6/30/15

Or the recycle bin.

6/30/15

The receipts are sitting at the bottom of the Atlantic alongside the e-mail servers formerly owned by Hillary Clinton and the FBI.

6/28/15

That’s OK. When the Royals bat in the home run derby, they’ll set the fences up in the shallow outfield like they do for the celebrity softball game.

6/28/15

The announcement that fans will have a chance to meet Orbit behind Section 315 during the seventh inning stretch has suddenly taken on a sinister tone.

6/28/15

The season is lost. We Phillies fans can at least take solace in the fact that we’re providing MLB with years of material for the blooper shows.

6/27/15

What about Jimmy Carter?

6/27/15

Seriously, dude, be careful on that high horse. You might break something when you come down off it.

6/27/15

Well, nothing compares to the power of the presidency, of course, but you’re thinking of him in terms of being one of 100 senators. That would not be the case. Harry Reid and Mitch McConnell are hardly powerless, no matter how much they try to be.

6/27/15

Eh, perception is such a subjective thing, but I would argue that Carter has been at least as active—if not more so—in politics than Clinton has even if he isn’t known for it.

6/27/15

That’s not at all what was being celebrated today. But thanks for reminding us that we still have a work to do.

6/27/15

There hasn’t really been an ex-President in a position to do anything for a long time. Bush II was despised even by his own party (not even invited to fundraisers), Clinton was scandal ridden and needed to lay low, Bush I was old and never particularly popular and the right was mad about the tax thing, Reagan was…

6/27/15

Carter has had his moments, but I think he’s been more prominent for his work with Habitat for Humanity than his politics.

6/27/15

Well, today IS the day we as a nation are celebrating ripping assholes ...

6/26/15

Bush II is doing what most ex-presidents generally do — keeping a low profile when it comes to politics. Bill Clinton is the exception to this rule, probably the first since Teddy Roosevelt who has been politically active after leaving office, but even he did a good job staying out of the spotlight for most of Bush’s…

6/26/15

You can’t seriously believe that?

6/26/15

Yeah, they have uniforms and everything. It’s great.

6/26/15

You make that sound like a bad thing.

6/26/15

How do you fuck time?

6/25/15

“Kristaps Porzingis” sounds like a brand of Polish pork rinds.

6/25/15

At Florida State, they call that “foreplay.”