Mein Koochie

Well aren’t you special, with your awesome life experiences.

If I were to catch two or three, then yeah, I’d probably start giving them away too. You’re right in that at some point it’s nothing special. It is just a baseball. There’s also a point where it’s not “just a baseball,” and if someone wants to keep their souvenir they shouldn’t be made to feel like something is wrong…

Just ... fuck this, man. Fuck this line of fucked up thinking.

I work at a newspaper as well. Can’t remember what image we used, but nowadays I’d probably get in trouble for running that photo — not because it’s too racy, but because it wasn’t teeball, youth baseball, or some other hyperlocal thing eight people care about, and because “you could see that picture and get that…

Except, within the context of the war, the entire country of Japan was a “military installation” that was pumping out planes, ships, guns, ammunition, etc. Both Hiroshima and Nagasaki were industrial centers. Hiroshima served as the headquarters for several army divisions and did indeed have a significant military…

Worst NFL offseasons of all-time, ranked:

For the love of God, will you show some Re2pect?

There’s a place for both newcomers and veterans, guys who are slower and guys who bounce around he ring like ping-pong balls. A great wrestling show uses all of it correctly and in the right spots. Having too many fast-paced matches in a row wears the crowd out. Too many slow, mat-based matches bores them to tears.

With all due respect — and I do mean this in a constructive way, not an internet troll way, so please don’t take it as a personal attack — you seem like a glass half-empty kind of person. The kind who doesn’t see the great progress made in society because they’re so afraid of what MIGHT happen.

And how many people have been killed by hydrogen bombs since WWII?

They do, mainly because it’s just plain harder to do a flip off the top rope when you’re 40 than it was when you were 25. It’s also physically exhausting to put on a main event caliber, 25-minute match like Johnson was involved in his last few times out. Even an awful-to-watch 5-minute match would have most untrained…

Good to see the guy who played Slim Goodbody was able to finally find work.

As others have said, he’s probably worked a third or two-thirds of an inning in a few stints. With the starts, a lot college baseball teams take a “Johnny Wholestaff” approach to the midweek, non-conference games. It’s not uncommon for them to use six or seven pitchers in those games to get a lot of guys some work and…

Sounds like, at one point, eating your hat was a serious lunch option and not just a figure of speech.

Cases like this make me think Saudi Arabia might have some ideas worth considering.

Woman driver wrecks herself without getting hit, then gets mad at a random driver. Sounds like a typical day on any American highway.

At least one group of Grizzlies can play basketball deep into May.

I understand his frustration, but has he never covered any kind of governmental board meeting before? These sorts of things happen all the time at these meetings. They set the agenda, but they’ll sometimes skip around for various reasons like someone has to leave early, or is running late, or to clear out some of the…

Do you have to move your fingers and strum along to popular songs?