Mein Koochie

Well aren’t you special, with your awesome life experiences.

If I were to catch two or three, then yeah, I’d probably start giving them away too. You’re right in that at some point it’s nothing special. It is just a baseball. There’s also a point where it’s not “just a baseball,” and if someone wants to keep their souvenir they shouldn’t be made to feel like something is wrong…

Just ... fuck this, man. Fuck this line of fucked up thinking.

I work at a newspaper as well. Can’t remember what image we used, but nowadays I’d probably get in trouble for running that photo — not because it’s too racy, but because it wasn’t teeball, youth baseball, or some other hyperlocal thing eight people care about, and because “you could see that picture and get that…

Worst NFL offseasons of all-time, ranked:

For the love of God, will you show some Re2pect?

Good to see the guy who played Slim Goodbody was able to finally find work.

As others have said, he’s probably worked a third or two-thirds of an inning in a few stints. With the starts, a lot college baseball teams take a “Johnny Wholestaff” approach to the midweek, non-conference games. It’s not uncommon for them to use six or seven pitchers in those games to get a lot of guys some work and…

Sounds like, at one point, eating your hat was a serious lunch option and not just a figure of speech.

Cases like this make me think Saudi Arabia might have some ideas worth considering.

Woman driver wrecks herself without getting hit, then gets mad at a random driver. Sounds like a typical day on any American highway.

At least one group of Grizzlies can play basketball deep into May.

I understand his frustration, but has he never covered any kind of governmental board meeting before? These sorts of things happen all the time at these meetings. They set the agenda, but they’ll sometimes skip around for various reasons like someone has to leave early, or is running late, or to clear out some of the…

Do you have to move your fingers and strum along to popular songs?

Luckily, when Mike takes a 22-minute nap he only snoozes on-air for half a segment.

And if things hold, it’s going to be a whole bunch of Missouri

Well then.

How the hell did we make it to 2015 without “Destroyer” being the name of a heavy metal band sometime in the past 30 years?

Cool. Now, in addition to football, they can develop an infatuation for high school rowing. The best part is, the venue is already built.