At the risk of sounding like an elitist snob, I don't think pro athletes on the lower end of the scale make as much as you think they do. By the time taxes and agent fees are paid out, probably 60 percent of that is gone at a minimum. And there's plenty more guys in every league who "only" make a few hundred thousand…

Like time travel. Makes my head hurt. One thing I read said there was no income tax in Tennessee and New Hampshire, but there was tax on investment income and a few other things. It was the internet, though, so it could've been wrong.

At least no one was crowding you after that.

My then-fiance (now wife) was without power for about three days after Katrina. She was hot as hell, but it had nothing to do with sex. If I'd have tried to touch her in a house with no AC and no fans that had been baking for a day in 88-degree heat and 70 percent humidity, it might have resulted in a homicide.

All true, but he'd never get elected because he'd let in too many foreigners that would take the jobs of hard-working American scrubs.

Wouldn't speeding in kmh be worse? I think 60 mph is about 120 kmh

Could athletes get around the state tax issue by only getting paid for home games? Like in the NFL, players are essentially paid week to week during the season. If they got paid $1.6 million — $1oo,000 for each of 16 games — but structured the contract in such a way that they got nothing for road games and $200,000…

Florida, Nevada, Tennessee and New Hampshire also have no state income tax. So that drops it to 15.

That cutscene was a strong hint, but the fatality where he enters his opponent’s anus and exits his mouth was a dead giveaway.

The nominations list for the 1923 Darwin Awards must have been 3,500 pages long.

Does that mean I can have your car and move into your house?

And that one man who punched an angry lion in the mouth is known as African Chuck Norris.

True, but McGehee wasn't throwing him out anyway. Play like that happens, unless the guy stands at home plate he's going to get a base hit. Nothing McGehee could have done about it except tip his cap and laugh at the absurdity of it.

True, but “Milwaddlekee” doesn’t have the same ring to it.

Callie Rossmeyer should have taken the giant bag of popcorn and given it to the old lady on her way out. Then make sure she gets safely to her car with it so she can have leftovers for tomorrow. Give her all the popcorn she could want and hope she chokes on it.

Blue Angels are the Navy, not the Air Force.

I’m not into the fraternity lifestyle at all, but wrong is wrong. These guys were obviously defamed and had their lives turned upside down because of it. They deserve justice. Period.

Who’s the most unpopular guy in Chicago this morning? Tom Ricketts, or the bastard who clogged up one of the three Wrigley toilets while taking a dump in the first inning?

The Cubs have been shitting on themselves for 106 years. It’s about time the fans returned the favor.

What happens when you smash together a description for Cubs-Cardinals and one for “Gang Bang Sluts 9”?