Also famous for getting on the wrong side of Randy Orton at a time when Orton was on top and sending guys packing or to purgatory (Kennedy, Kofi Kingston) on a regular basis over botched moves. And for winning the Money in the Bank match, announcing he was cashing in at Wrestlemania some 10 months later, and then…

Did his brakes fail? Looked like he barely slowed down or kicked up any smoke off the tires at all on his way to the wall, and he traveled an awful long way to get there.

Isn't it physically impossible for seven officials to monitor 22 players?

They already have. They called it the 1930s.

In all seriousness, the Yankees and Red Sox are almost single-handedly responsible for this. Their games were 13.9 and 10.5 minutes over the 3 hour, 2 minute average, respectively, from 2012-13. Third on the list was the Dodgers at 7.9 minutes.

The Slamball Guy who nearly got his leg severed by landing in the seams between the trampolines thinks this sport is a bad, bad idea.

Fox Sports Florida? Shouldn't this have been on The Ocho?

The future worlds depicted in Back to the Future II and The Running Man don't seem to be coming to fruition.

Might be more at Fox's request. You spend billions of dollars on TV rights over a 30-year period, I imagine you'd get some pull on a relatively minor scheduling tweak every few years.

If that's the case, it can be alleviated by tweaking the NFL doubleheaders so that Fox has the late game for a few weeks and regional coverage early, and CBS has a similar string of late games for a few weeks to balance things out. Similar to what CBS used to to do with U.S. Open tennis the first week or two of the…

The thing I always hate is getting a large order of fries and the drive thru person gives you two packets of ketchup. As if these things cost the restaurant $5 apiece. You absolutely need to ask for more, but you only get one shot at it before looking like some kind of freak who's hoarding ketchup for a bizarre…

I worked with a guy a few years ago who ate his lunch — fairly regularly — on the shitter.

Because there are more non-deaf people than deaf people, and a 150db blast of sound is generally a good way to let people know there's a 100-ton, 1-mile long stack of steel barreling toward them?

Also why I hate the Yankees. Grew up in Jersey with a few obnoxious Yankees fans as friends. This was in the mid-80s, so despite the team's relative mediocrity they never shut the hell up about how Don Mattingly was the greatest player in baseball.

Yeah, that Ruth guy? Totally overrated. He didn't die tragically, so fuck him.

Chief Kick'em in the Ass'em

Reid would have done this, but the Browns set a midnight deadline and he waited until 12:15 to make a decision.

As if Cleveland didn't suck enough, it's even last in the NFL in places to get quality weed and booze.

But this is wrong not just because the JRW neighborhoods are so far from the frontier of gentrification in Chicago that, even at the furious pace of change on the North Side, it would be generations before high-priced condos arrived. It's wrong because black neighborhoods in Chicago don't gentrify. Because white…

In 1984 they said the show was dying.