He's got a firm grasp on that ball, dude. I hate the Cowboys, too, but that was a catch.

Wheeeennn are we gonna get to the fireworks factory!!??

Is that Unicron?

This is the post. That gets results!

Yes, that one. Dunbar was coming through the line off a play fake and Levy tackled him. It was holding, not saying it wasn't, but it's an example of a play that could just as easily have been a non-call and no one involved would have batted an eye.

And there's also a lot of instances of pass interference that are 1000x more ticky-tack than this that get called all the time (the holding call on Levy toward the end of the Cowboys' last drive, when he hits a guy transitioning from a play fake to a pass route, for instance).

I think the defender might have inadvertently given him a boost. It looks like Grant's foot lands in the guy's hand, and as he reacts he sends Grant upward and Grant gets to basically do a double jump starting from 3 feet off the ground. It would explain the slight pause mid-jump, and then the extra elevation.

Not sure about this guy's draft stock, but the Browns are definitely on the clock.

The light blues are underrated here. They're tough as hell to avoid, and once you get someone on the ropes they can be devastatingly effective in breaking them down during the end game. The $550 or $600 for a hotel takes their Go money plus some, and sets them up nicely for one of the other groups to drop the hammer.

THE BAND IS OUT ON THE FIELD!

I think it was Rockets GM Daryl Morley who said that, in the NBA, you need to be either really good or really bad. Really good, and you compete for the title. Really bad, you can get a lottery pick and improve yourself. Hover in that middle ground, where you're not making a dent in the title picture or just missing…

One good thing about our nuclear missiles is that they're impossible to hack into and launch because they're off the grid. All of the software is something out of the 1970s or 80s, if not earlier. To run the simulations they use big floppy disks that look like they're getting ready to load up an Apple II/e version of…

Looked like No. 1 could have been going after No. 12 to break it up and keep No. 12 from looking like more of a psychopathic dipshit than he already did.

There are 228,000 people in the College Station metropolitan area, and 100,000 in the city proper. Please tell me how that is considered a "small town"?

At the risk of shaking my fist and telling those damn kids to get off my lawn, no matter the logic or illogic behind it this is a well-established rule that every player ought to be aware of. It's just one of a dozen minor things that can result in a technical. If you want to get your dunk on in warmups, be willing to…

It's probably his son, who tried and tried but couldn't talk drunk Dad out of the notion that this was a great idea. Now it's a story for the therapists.

If a blow job gets you a Kiko Alonso jersey in Buffalo, did this guy net a vintage Andre Ware jersey?

What I was thinking. This is like something from Saw VIII, where they find the guy hooked up to the game and completely drained of blood.

I sure hope those are Bose headphones.

Relax, dude. We're stepping the hell off your lawn. No need to get testy.