And he can financially ruin you, so there is that. Also you work for a site full of fucking cowards that only survive on destroying people’s lives for the stupidest shit and just being worthless cunts. Your families should have aborted all you worthless lecherous cunts. You’re fucking existence is just feeding off of…

Or a clever way of saying “not gonna compare them at all about anything.” (which is far more likely, given the Patriots’ usual M.O.):

That *whoosh* sound you hear right now? That's the joke sailing over your head.

It’s like if you treat people as pieces in a machine rather than as human beings, they’ll resent you for it.

Why the fuck do we expect a professional football player’s political leanings to match identically to our own, to the point we need to crucify him in the media for it if they do not? What exactly does football have to do with politics? Are celebrities not allowed to have thoughts that don’t align perfectly with our…

We want to see it. SHOW US THE STUMP.

You sound like one of those kids who can’t go 5 minutes without looking at your iphone. Attention spans are in short supply these days. Also, defending one sport by shitting on another sport for some arbitrary reason does not lend you much credibility.

My wife started surfing about five years ago, went to a little week-long surf camp thing to learn. The last day, they were all on the beach doing their group high five before paddling out when there was some commotion just off shore... which turned out to be one big-ass great white chomping a baby seal. Last day of…