No, you don’t.

ffs

Uh, was he wrong on either count? Nope. Fuck off, Pop’s still a genius.

Again. Fuck Off.

An important consideration: TFA was shit because it was made by a shit filmmaker, but Rian Johnson has given us nothing but reasons to be optimistic.

Gosh, who broke your neck in a pointless retread of a superior original?

No special Russian performers?

“Who in the hell is this Democrat-come-lately to scold Democrats on all they’ve done wrong?”

Forced labor is not a good look for a supposedly “free country.”

“Forcing dozens of women to go and perform for this man is without a question going to be problematic.”

Well in this very same comic they show Torb with his wife and Widowmaker at her dead husband’s grave. So that’s two for starters.

Believing that a video game comic in which two same-sex characters kiss one another is ‘thrusting values upon other people’ is as spectacularly stupid as believing that there are no gay people in Russia.

So it’s pretty cool that a) the lead character (inasmuch as prominence in marketing material goes) in one of the biggest games in recent memory is queer, and b) her sexuality is presented as a totally normalized part of her life, not as a dark secret or moral shame. Progress!

Yes it is Jill Stein and her voters’ fault and not ALL YOUR RACIST, SCARED NEIGHBORS VOTING FOR DONALD

My best friend of 15 years is getting married next month. I’m the best man. His wife informed him that all members of the wedding party need to be clean shaven for the ceremony, no excuses.

Holy shit.

JESUS CHRIST.

Nothing will top the trailer for the shitty Lifetime Brittany Murphy biopic.

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.