As a Republican who’s big into modern sketch comedy, I don’t have an opinion because I don’t exist. 

It’s weird that Best Rap Album/Song wasn’t part of the show.

Thinks awards are arbitrary jokes and also thinks that only movies about certain subjects deserve them

They might have to switch to CD Wong soon. 

the long pause before he says megan good is like coretta scott-king is so fucking funny. it’s like the only two black women he knows about are michelle obama and king.

Even his music doesn’t slap anymore.

I’ll never watch anything with Will Smith ever again. That’s how stupid After Earth was. I won’t get over After Earth. Please stop trying to push Will Smith. After Earth is irredeemable.

Did he slap YOU?

...so Jack Klompus was right, then! As a small time comedian, there’s no way Jerry could afford that Cadillac for his father - have you seen his act!?

Dom Toretto’s favorite restaurant? The Olive Garden because when you’re there, you’re family! 

Top Five all time SNL skits.  

I’d rather see an Anthony Peter Coleman origin flick, centering on his time in Grenada.

I thought Taylor Kitsch played Koresh.

I’m looking forward to “Snow White and the 7 Average Height People”

I feel like I just read a Fox News article.

How in the hell could Don Cheadle ever have been cheaper than Terence Howard? He’d already been a Best Actor Oscar nominee for zHotel Rwanda and part of the principle cast in two of the Oceans films before the first Iron Man had even been released!

He wrote this album a long time ago, a real long time ago.

I think you meant voluminous. I’m quite voluptuous.

I wish the commentariat on this show was as voluptuous as other shows  

Above the Rim had one of the best soundtracks of all time too!