When Walford was asked what he would have done differently in the match, he said “Depends...”

Ironically, the head of his penis is shaped like George Clooney’s hair.

Yeah, there are a lot of older, “simpler” times that Alabama fans wish they could go back to.

Uh, excuse me, Samer, but “Gronk Lite” is actually the high-intensity illumination device used to draw Gronk to parties, much like a bug zapper, except with far, far more cans of Busch Light built into it.

Gee its almost like football is a sport with a lot of physical contact and violence and if it were played like soccer or rugby everyone would be dead at the end.