Was she in the back with Kevin?

Scrutiny?  I think I spent a night there once.

If by wonderful you mean terrible then I agree 100%.

I guess I’m one of the worst white people, it’s a very good special.

Depends on the toy.  This thing? No.  Sybian? Yes.

I hate low profile tires, give me more rubber for my aching back please.

Everybody knew that.

Is Pikes Pike something different from Pikes Peak?

The problem with Pizza Hut is that all of their pizzas are smaller and more expensive than equivalent options from EVERY other pizza place in my city.

I always assumed those games WERE first person, then I bought the first 2 on sale and found they weren’t.  I’ve yet to play them because of that.

Put sewing needles in the squishy parts of their chair.

Looks like they are about to kiss.

The best time to take a dump is any time you’re at work.  Getting paid to crap is the best.

“For a night guard to be most effective, you need to one” 

Terrible when it came out and terrible now.  I’ve never been a fan of Alanis’ music.

Shut down in 3... 2... 1...

“him nor do you him get hunted down” 

“no one one earth” 

About $3.50

*Elusive