“airbags that can go off pretty if you’re not careful”  Did you forget a word in there? 

“but you’re about to entire years” Did you forget a word in there? 

Are you autistic?

My favorite driver, I’m glad he got the win.

They have jokes on the internet now?

The Venom voice was good, the Eddie Brock voice on the other hand was AWWWWWWWWWFUL.

I’ll be a happy fan the day he retires.  Joe West is pretty awful too.

I think there’s a lot more “jiggle” than Nintendo would include.

How is Night Trap a send up of Scream? It was out FOUR years before Scream.

Most perforations in there are caused by objects going IN.

Someones tell the AVGN, he’s been saying Intendo for years.

Dan are you up to a C cup?  Looks good.

Explain.  The word you meant to use is explain.

Exactly how small are you?  Under 5 feet I’m guessing after reading this.

Dan you have an impressive bosom.

Wagyu steak straight up sucks.

“ by digging through a ghost track file uploaded by an expert ghost file uploaded by Nintendo”  What? 

Chris Hard-dick is back!

“other PS4 players who are keyboard-only”  I refuse to believe there are KEYBOARD only PS4 players of FPS games. 

BIGGER! BIGGER! BIGGER! - All gay men on Earth.