Fuck Rome go to Venice. Go in the off season. Go get lost. Go have a Negroni.

So true. If you’ve never traveled and only go to one place, go to Rome.

Right, this is one of the dumbest headlines I have ever read. Rome is incredible and no pictures or video will do it justice.

Last time I was in Rome, I ate delicious food, got drunk on good italian wine, and had sex. I can guarantee this video won’t be ask spectacular as that.

Whenever I drive/am driven/ride the train past the art museum, I like to imagine it’s actually the Palace of the King of Philadelphia. Furthermore, when I’m at the museum, I pretend that I am said king, roaming my spacious halls and inspecting my art collection, enjoying the echo of my footsteps.