I cut the tip of my thumb off.

My extended family are all republicans. Some are more nutty than others on the right-wing spectrum, but from the beginning of the pandemic it seemed that all were taking it fairly seriously.

When I was about six years old I was helping my mom make sweet tea (it was the South). She told me to get a cup of sugar and add it to the jug.

A marathon is 42k.

I was 14 when Bill Clinton was first elected and both of my parents followed a similar path as your dad.

Boomer Remover

I was a horse girl. In 8th grade my fellow horse girl bff and I plastered cut-outs from Practical Horseman and Eqqus on the inside of our lockers.

Hoo boy Monday is gonna be awwwwwwkward at the old folks home.

A few years ago my MIL was SHITFACED by noon.

I told her on facebook messenger to go fuck herself and then unfriended her.

A family member of mine (extended and not blood related, so) stood up at what was supposed to be a relaxed family gathering and went on a tirade about how democrats are evil and should be “Eliminated! ELIMINATED! (making a throat-slashing gesture)“

Exactly. I work for a large regional public agency. Our general manager for 21 years was a woman. By all accounts she was a “bitch” (read: tough, no nonsense, not super feminine, etc.).

Sports parents are the fucking worst.

Because people are terrible assholes. Especially sports parents.

Those who use Chicago gun violence as a retort in debates don’t actually give a shit about Chicago’s gun violence. 

Exactly. She’s the only one thinking strategically (e.g. ordering the armour to be leather- covered and saying the soldiers needed rest before being sent into battle again).

Sansa is the only one with any goddamned sense and ability to think about the long game. She deserves the throne.

Oh fucking bullshit.

Do they want horses going to slaughter? Because this is how you get horses going to slaughter.

The least sexiest sexts I’ve ever received?