Ugh. Mnuchin (or however you spell his stupid name) was there too.

I fucking HATE country music.

Meanwhile in Nevada we’ve had early voting open for about two weeks (or more?). You can go to any vote center you want, regardless of precinct. There are 172 vote centers in Clark County alone. We have electronic voting machines that create a paper back-up. The machines require you to review and verify the *paper…

Extravagant = expensive and unnecessary, let's be honest.

Just remember kids: these people, these politicians, don’t give a shit about you. They don’t care about me. They don’t really even care about their “base”. They don’t care about our country and Constitution.

JFC what a shit show.

I had something similar happen to me. Coachella 2002. Middle of the crowd watching Bjork. My friend bailed to a different stage because of the crowd rush so I was essentially there alone. Two dudes started groping and thrusting on me. No one stepped in to help me despite me pushing and shoving and yelling. I was…

“I’ll burn it in front of him.”

Goddamnit this is NOT how The Federation is supposed to start.

My husband cheated on me for half of our 10 year marriage. Guess who stands to lose half her retirement savings and pay alimony?

Agreed.

Danny Tarkanian has run for, like, everything in Nevada hoping his last name will get him somewhere. He’s lost every go at public office because Nevada doesn’t want his carpetbagging ass.

Are kids not sneaking booze from parents’ liquor cabinets and smoking pot anymore? That’s what we did back in the day and we (mostly) turned out fine.

$200,000 to politicians and super PACs.

He would ride a racking horse. Of course he would. I never understood the racking horse love in Alabama*.

Goddamnit the universe is unjust.

Pumpkin pie is made with pumpkin spice and pumpkin spice is infected with cinnamon and CINNAMON IS THE WORST GODDAMN FUCKING FLAVOR EVER.

I play dodgeball once a year during the local Corporate Challenge. Last year I witnessed one if the greatest moments in all of sports.

Nope. I’ve talked to five attorneys. Where I live, infidelity has no bearing on the division of assets. I make more money and have more retirement (because I’ve saved like crazy because I wasn’t banking on his fucking mother) therefore he has a right to it. The amount of alimony completely depends on the judge.

Oh hi.