Just gotta watch out unless you want Siracha and noodles with a little cheese flavor. My instinct is to just go ‘eff yeah Siracha’ and put too much in.

I have barely the slightest idea what you’re talking about and the replies on this thread are like Latin, but I am totally here for it.

That sort of situation taught me just how little fully locked brakes at 70 mph do. I just kind of sat there next to the oncoming semi-trailer sideswipe for an eternity while my tires decided to get a grip.

Every time I think about what I consider to be the best television shows ever made, I can’t really think of any that stick out except for Cowboy Bebop. Like, sure there are probably a couple that would hit higher on the list depending on when you ask me, but Bebop has been Top 3 for twenty years for me.

I love getting actual breakfast at a restaurant on a weekend just as they’re opening at 9, maybe after hitting the farmer’s market before that place fills up too. There’s usually no one else around and everything feels kind of fresh and ready for the brunch rush. 

For the record I’ve seen Harley trikes lane splitting. Where’s a will (and a sense of entitlement) there’s a way.

Made this recipe last weekend! Great taste, like pumpkin pie in a glass. It went well with both bourbon and rum; I mixed it N/A so everyone could try but it seems that it would be better when fully premixed with the booze.

Yeah very often it’s an old lady who just realized she was in a car going 59 mph on I-5.

It wasn’t that long ago when I used to immediately reply to “that’s gay” with “YOU’RE gay!”

Two thoughts:

I will admit that I found RP1 really fun and worth my time on audiobook, but man has it aged like milk.

That’s a stupid attitude. I also chose to be childless and I still give a shit about the long-term health of the planet. We still haven’t proven that life exists anywhere else in the universe so we should try to preserve this little speck.

Making bear-proof trashcans that are still easy enough for the dimmest/laziest human to use is a real challenge.

I’ve felt like a chump about the loan I got that one time back in the day. Now, I’m kind of excited it was for less than 20%. Thanks Jalops for making me feel better!

Thanks to Jalopnik I understood every line of this. 

I can get on board with calling compound butter something other than a sauce. I’m definitely struggling with what, though.

Welp, guess it’s time to go play Katamari again.

Over the 4th I was able to re-confirm that Busch Light is still not horrible but not something I will ever directly spend money on ever again.

I agree - that’s some good college pranking. I kind of remember the police weren’t excited about it (true to any college town, Ames PD was not a fan of student hijinks). I think whoever was doing it stopped once it hit the newspaper.

I grew up in rural Iowa in the 90's. The naïve attitude at the time for a lot of farm and farm-adjacent folks was just ‘leave the keys in the ignition, nobody’s around to steal it’. Funny thing about that is that people didn’t remember to stop that habit when they went to college.  There was a series of quasi-thefts…