Back in the beginning it was reported that they were welding doors shut, not just locking people in.  I wonder now if that was true, it feel like something from a movie.

Well I googled it from the T-shirt: MMAMCV is “Millions March Against Mandatory Corona Vaccination” Lovely straw man they’ve got there. The second bit it just 2021 in Roman numerals, which kudos for the design choice I guess.

My weird thing isn’t really all that surprising once you think about it.

I hope we get a write-up on the fantastic sequel to this one - it’s got it all. Artificial hearts! Rednecks eaten alive! Cold war military porn!

Oh my god he has a collection of bowling shoes that he wears to work. At the Capitol. 

With that Tony Hawk re-release last year, I have hope for SSX.  I’d pay AAA money for a 4k reissue of the SSX series.

Just imagine the manager of the complex, approached for comment. “Our policy is not for everyone!” they type. Having finished their statement, they click send and sits back, sips on a cup of lukewarm Folgers and thinks, “Yeah, fuckin’ nailed it!”

My wife’s first job in high school was a professional cleaner. We’ve moved out of two apartments together, and I cannot overstate how much I hated cleaning the apartment to her standards.

Legitimately, if you spend $50 on a steak at a restaurant, it’s going to be better than The Sizzler. The cooks in back at a high-end steakhouse are fucking pros that will prepare it perfectly. If you someday have enough cash laying around to splurge you won’t regret it.  

Holy shit the Lobo II. I just had one of those Ratatouille nostalgia moments from that picture.  

Two spots in northern California:

It’s a coincidence you mention Maltese Falcon because I just finished reading the book a second time.  I had missed in the movie and the first time I read the book that Cairo and the stooge were gay, but it clicked this time. I think if I were taking a literature class I could drag a mid-semester paper out of the…

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I have NBC on during breakfast and before dinner most days. All I know about This Is Us is that everyone is upset all the time. I’m good, I don’t need to know more.

I miss it in California, and man do people think I’m weird for suggesting it (kind of like cinnamon rolls and a bowl of chili; nobody gets it). I miss the delicate technique of pulling the slice off the pie with the chip layer intact.

One of the minor mysteries of the world is Trump and teetotaling.  Is that just another lie? Is that one of the few true things about him? He contradicts his no-drinking attitude all the time.  I suppose I’ll never know, because I don’t want to think about him any more.

I was at a JC Pennys or something waiting as my then-wife tried on shoes. This was pre-smartphone so I was just people watching. Two kids were doing the same thing, Sister about 7, brother about 5. Brother is currently eating a silicone packet like candy. Sister says, “You shouldn’t eat that.” “Why?” he replies.…

I am vaguely nauseated.

I have a friend that is really protective of their signature recipe. They moved to Australia a few years ago and so I asked for the recipe since, you know, different hemisphere. Nope!

I’ve known a few local celebrities, like radio DJs and such and there’s something about a show business ego that makes them really enjoy memorabilia of their own work. I’m not fully convinced it’s just common narcissism either, I think they really just like to remember successful performances/events (which I suppose…