I’m not sure what your complaint is? The $8.99 is the ticket price for all tickets, not just the first two. So, they charge you about $4 less for a seat and you get cheaper popcorn and if you turn off your phone during the movie you occasionally get a free hotdog.

Paging through the article and the comments and I’m very surprised at the lack of North Coast Scrimshaw. That’s my go-to when I’m needing a break from big, loud flavors.

That’s the smile of a person who hates their teeth. He’s a very insecure weenie of a baby-man, as we all know, this is just one of the more minor details.

It’s all about ethics in gaming journalism, after all.

I got Bananas Foster at Brennans in New Orleans, just to be as touristy as I could. The spectacle of table-side prep would have been better if the whole place wasn’t also getting the same dish, and since it was 9 pm only that dish. We watched the process from six different angles that evening.

My wife insisted that we get a Switch last weekend I think just to shut me up about ‘someday I’ll get one of those’. She’s played PuyoPuyo Tetris more than I’ve done anything so far (Battletech on PC is ruling everything right now), but we discovered that Super Mario Odyssey has a 2-player mode last night! What fun,…

I think that there’s a lot of good stuff in the early Clan invasion, but boy did the power creep hit hard later on. I’ve always loved the simplicity of the 3025 era though. A lot of the upgraded stuff was specifically to remove the hard choices you would have to make about weight, heat, mobility, etc.

I took this to mean that I should definitely forget that bottle of lime juice in the fridge door for weeks/months/”how-long-have-we-had-this-fridge?” Sure, couple hours, riiight.

As a Tall Person I have to say, fuck crowd surfers. Who’s going to get kicked in the back of the head when little-entitled-shithead-you comes rolling to the front? Me. Who is going to be assumed to be the leader of the ‘don’t drop this idiot on his head’ brigade? Me. I was big enough and self-aware enough from the…

Lip injections? Being an old person? He’s just fucking gross?

When I was at Iowa State University a few decades back, there was a lot of talk about a ‘brain drain’. Everyone was going to the top-notch state schools and then leaving for, well, anywhere else. I am one of those brain-drainers, and I kind of regret it. Sure, I probably wouldn’t be as happy and successful as I am…

Hey, say what you will about 45, but pork-chop-onna-stick is actually pretty healthy!

I’m going to check out V-Sync immediately when I get home. I didn’t tinker with the settings at all when I installed and my rig hasn’t whined this hard in years.

I think the blue RS in the article photo is 20 miles from my house. HOW CAN I RESIST!?

You know Ocarina of Time well enough to have a strong opinion but know nothing about Marvel. That’s an interesting Venn Diagram, I feel like there’s not a lot of one-but-not-the-other people.

I’m apparently in a small minority that thinks it smells like nothing. A week ago I grabbed a flower and took a big sniff because my wife complained about the jizz smell. All I smelled was a slight floral smell, and I certainly don’t smell anything when walking around nearby.

Speaking as a Californian, lounges are where you go to have tech bros harangue you about their latest jargonjargonjargon while you just want to get a damn drink (which is inevitably a poorly-made negroni). They’re also very loud because each place also wants to be a dance club for no reason.

All efforts on the eastern border makes me think of the minimal nod and wave I get from CHP at the fruit-check stand.

Knee Deep is a decent brewery, but honestly all these micros have started to feel the same. Here’s our Oatmeal Stout! The IPA! The Superinsane Hopped-up IPA! A Pilsner! And something fruity for the wine drinkers!

I just had the guy at the dealership completely wave me off from Goodyear. He told me they were the worst by far in my price point. I got the feeling that they’ve been coasting on name recognition for a while.