Lip injections? Being an old person? He’s just fucking gross?

When I was at Iowa State University a few decades back, there was a lot of talk about a ‘brain drain’. Everyone was going to the top-notch state schools and then leaving for, well, anywhere else. I am one of those brain-drainers, and I kind of regret it. Sure, I probably wouldn’t be as happy and successful as I am…

Hey, say what you will about 45, but pork-chop-onna-stick is actually pretty healthy!

I’m going to check out V-Sync immediately when I get home. I didn’t tinker with the settings at all when I installed and my rig hasn’t whined this hard in years.

I think the blue RS in the article photo is 20 miles from my house. HOW CAN I RESIST!?

You know Ocarina of Time well enough to have a strong opinion but know nothing about Marvel. That’s an interesting Venn Diagram, I feel like there’s not a lot of one-but-not-the-other people.

I’m apparently in a small minority that thinks it smells like nothing. A week ago I grabbed a flower and took a big sniff because my wife complained about the jizz smell. All I smelled was a slight floral smell, and I certainly don’t smell anything when walking around nearby.

I’m a geologist, and during my time at university I only met one African-American geologist. Other than that, it was a bunch of white people and international students (including tons from African countries). Plenty of women though, so there’s that I guess.

My current prediction for the season: the dinner party scenes with Delores, William, Logan, had a few oblique references to living forever. The focus on DNA is to make host-body copies of rich people so they can live forever. How this ties in with Glory and how it’s weaponized I’m still working on. MiB is the good guy…

It is a little hard to follow the first time you see it, to be fair. Part of what makes it good, in my opinion.

I’m bewildered by all the nay-sayers. I wasn’t into the art style of Clone Wars or Rebels, but they grew on me through the incredibly good stories. I have no reason to distrust anything he does at this time.

Speaking as a Californian, lounges are where you go to have tech bros harangue you about their latest jargonjargonjargon while you just want to get a damn drink (which is inevitably a poorly-made negroni). They’re also very loud because each place also wants to be a dance club for no reason.

All efforts on the eastern border makes me think of the minimal nod and wave I get from CHP at the fruit-check stand.

Knee Deep is a decent brewery, but honestly all these micros have started to feel the same. Here’s our Oatmeal Stout! The IPA! The Superinsane Hopped-up IPA! A Pilsner! And something fruity for the wine drinkers!

I just had the guy at the dealership completely wave me off from Goodyear. He told me they were the worst by far in my price point. I got the feeling that they’ve been coasting on name recognition for a while.

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Yeah, top heavy.

My most-conservative, talk-radio-listening, pain-in-the-ass coworker got locked out of the Kings game tonight. His cubicle is next to mine. Anyone have a one-page handout I can give him so I don’t have to listen to his bitching all day tomorrow? Just some BLM facts or whatnot. Maybe I’ll just call in sick before I…

One story down from this one is Streisand cloning her dog (I can’t bring myself to read about it, am I right that there’s more than one clone?). I suppose it’s just down to how much we care to spend on rhinos.

I’m a big fan of my kevlar jeans with hip pads. You don’t have to advertise your gear if you don’t want to.