I have a few Michael Phelps short pants hypotheses, because he’s always doing interviews in an outfit like that:

ROBERT SMITH of the urrr durrr is Drew, right? That’s exactly how Drew would write.

I can see an argument that UNO plays with non-standard cards and therefore is part of the genre, but that’s a big stretch. Don’t play all those fancified UNO versions that Parker Bros wants to upsell to you, just get a deck and play on the table with a bottle of whiskey like the game is intended.

Yeah it goes much faster if you actually play by the rules. I was shocked to find this out as an adult - I like reading the rules and learning the system for any new game, so I decided to take a look at Monopoly.

I live in Northern California. That is literally how it works here. It snows a couple times a decade, and otherwise you have to drive somewhere else to see frozen water.

I just saw on reddit today where someone announced they’re going to name their daughter Baesline.

Doom with headphones in the dark was not for the lighthearted. Now that I think about it, it’s one of the original jump-scare games that the kids like these days.

For me it’s all about how tired I am. I will go to the most divey hole in the wall I can find if I’ve had decent day at work. If not, proximity and familiarity are the only things that matter.

I mean, the way she got up onto the plinth was a serious OSHA violation, so that’s working against her. No fall protection whatsoever - I was saying, “oh be careful oh be careful” as I watched the video the first time.

This is exactly my reaction and the review made me want to buy it *today*.

‘Longest Vehicle Jump: 166'

I think generally they’re just regular people. OG internet types that got sort of famous for something they did for fun. Then, they made an arguably bad joke or five or twenty and got hit with the internet anger machine. To which they responded like regular people that didn’t know how to handle PR - first it was “it’s…

I bought some rubber... pocket/gutter/things that slip between the seat and the center console at Autozone as an impulse buy at the register about 6 months ago. They don’t work so well with my bucket seats, but it still stops things from going all the way down into the abyss.

You have my star, but I honestly don’t have hope for that. 41 months of this shit to go...

I went to San Francisco MOMA yesterday and you just helped me enjoy it more, retroactively. Thanks!

I’m a Home Chef subscriber and all this news about the big hitter makes me wonder about the entire business model. Overall, I recognize that they’ve given me 3 recipes a week that are mine to repeat by just doing the shopping myself. There’s only been one or two ingredients that were mysterious and not immediately…

Is there no other place to go? I love those little moments on Highway 1 when there’s no one in front of me and I can warm the tires up a little, but I know that it’s not going to happen in large pieces because it’s always full of people. If I want a great drive with barely anyone on it, I know a number of spots within…

I just find it amazing that I never connected the name of the salad to the scandal. “My, what an interesting coincidence!” said my 8-year-old self.

I was happy to see him go - he was sucking all the air out of the room for season after season. The sandbagging man-baby was our albatross.

My ex-wife says ree-sees pee-sees. You don’t know her, but this is actually good supporting evidence. Holy shit, I just remembered she also bought a bunch of championship swag one year. There you have it folks.