bourgeoismiddleman
bourgeoismiddleman
bourgeoismiddleman

I have a few Michael Phelps short pants hypotheses, because he’s always doing interviews in an outfit like that:

ROBERT SMITH of the urrr durrr is Drew, right? That’s exactly how Drew would write.

I can see an argument that UNO plays with non-standard cards and therefore is part of the genre, but that’s a big stretch. Don’t play all those fancified UNO versions that Parker Bros wants to upsell to you, just get a deck and play on the table with a bottle of whiskey like the game is intended.

Yeah it goes much faster if you actually play by the rules. I was shocked to find this out as an adult - I like reading the rules and learning the system for any new game, so I decided to take a look at Monopoly.

If they ever make a Dungeons & Dragons movie *correctly* then they’ll have all types of people in it. Whether they ever pull that off remains to be seen.

I live in Northern California. That is literally how it works here. It snows a couple times a decade, and otherwise you have to drive somewhere else to see frozen water.

I just saw on reddit today where someone announced they’re going to name their daughter Baesline.

You know, that’s a good point (pink Irish person here, too), every once in awhile I’ll stand there waving at the faucet, too. The guy made it sound like it was every time though.

Doom with headphones in the dark was not for the lighthearted. Now that I think about it, it’s one of the original jump-scare games that the kids like these days.

I’ve always thought band-aids were a weird example. They’re not the color of my (pink basically pigment-free) skin, either. I blame corporate lethargy and one-size-fits-all-ism more than racism for band-aids, while at the same time understanding that people feel like the world is explicitly made for white people.

Once I was in a public restroom and an older black man asked me to wave at his faucet to turn it on. In my white privilege, I was outraged and told him that I thought it was bullshit. He just looked tired.

For me it’s all about how tired I am. I will go to the most divey hole in the wall I can find if I’ve had decent day at work. If not, proximity and familiarity are the only things that matter.

I mean, the way she got up onto the plinth was a serious OSHA violation, so that’s working against her. No fall protection whatsoever - I was saying, “oh be careful oh be careful” as I watched the video the first time.

This is exactly my reaction and the review made me want to buy it *today*.

‘Longest Vehicle Jump: 166'

I think generally they’re just regular people. OG internet types that got sort of famous for something they did for fun. Then, they made an arguably bad joke or five or twenty and got hit with the internet anger machine. To which they responded like regular people that didn’t know how to handle PR - first it was “it’s

I bought some rubber... pocket/gutter/things that slip between the seat and the center console at Autozone as an impulse buy at the register about 6 months ago. They don’t work so well with my bucket seats, but it still stops things from going all the way down into the abyss.

You have my star, but I honestly don’t have hope for that. 41 months of this shit to go...

Nice tidbit about the ears, but did you just tell me I’m incorrect then give a detailed reasoning of why I am correct?

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