Iowa is nice. Exciting? Generally not.

Long odds on the Toby bet, but the religion one is easy money.

It is still weird to have this guy show up on my Deadspin browsing when I’ve had a beer with him in my back yard before (an old roommate did a bunch of Occupy stuff with him).

He repeated it directly to the face of the host of Face the Nation, in the White House during an interview! I thought John Dickerson was great before that, but when he just kept rolling with the interview and didn’t bite it was sublime.

It must be so hard living on the East Coast. I mean, in Northern California, we hate Southern California. That’s a long way away. You hate... people from the same city? It boggles the mind.

No, I mean there was one guy with a DVD-ROM on his computer because his parents bought him a super-high-end machine, and we had literally 3 DVDs to watch. Sure, plenty of us had VCRs, but for some reason it was important to use the new tech.

This was one of three DVDs on my dorm floor in 1997/98. We memorized this, Scream, and Wedding Singer that year.

I kind of have to laugh. Haha, yes of course you stupid fucker. Yep, the rapist probably enjoys himself. Shut it all down, we’re done now!

I’m not sure where your tone comes from. Yes, I grew up there and lived in Iowa until I graduated from ISU.

The story also stinks of a guy who knows not to drive drunk on a main road so he took a back road where the cops wouldn’t catch him.

I’m amazed at this game. I beat it a week ago (accidentally - I triggered the final fight thinking I wasn’t even close to it), and I’m still playing. Now, I have all the shrines and I’m working on getting the armors all upgraded. It’s just fun; I can’t wait for DLC.

Occasionally there’s some sort of reference to bourgeois that makes me sit up and say, “Today is my day!” It’s a good feeling, congrats to you on having this day.

There’s so much ideology mixed in with that job. I can totally understand that they see the people they’re deporting as criminals and literal scofflaws, and laws should be enforced, etc. What I don’t understand is the fervent belief that this is making the country a better place in some way.

The way he’s standing makes my mind think he’s holding a walking stick/cane like Mr. Fucking Peanut.

You could go way further back than that, except, did Ford do anything? I’m sure there was some Cold War shenanigans.

I need to ask my mom about all the Amway stuff we used when I was a kid. They’re actually good products that we used instead of store-bought soap, detergents, granola bars, kool-aid (irony), and more. I think my parents just didn’t get pressured to be another level on the pyramid.

The Starter Set is the perfect intro for players and the DM both, and there are resources online for balancing it for different player counts. I would recommend against letting anyone play more than one character.

Please god, take all the oranges you want. Better than splattered on my hood or eaten by rats.

And this is why D&D is awesome.

As far as the general population goes, I think Barack is not a very cool person; he’s probably around average. As far as presidents go, he is the coolest motherfucker ever to sit in the Oval Office.