Yeah, I’ve been to Luxembourg, which is roughly the same size as a single county of California. Sure, they spent the first half of the 20th century being a minor impediment to various German armed forces, but they exist quite well these days.

Per-capita, Iowa had the most Civil War casualties. Just like today, it was a small state that put it all on the line. Now this shitweasel gets voted in, more than once.

This motherfucker represents my hometown. The fact that I’m tempted to move back to Iowa and run for the House shows how bad things can be. (Don’t get me wrong, Iowa is a *very nice* place to live. I’m just an urban addict.)

My first time in Kakariko, I kept waiting for a load screen when I opened a door. Then, I went to buy something and asked out loud, “I’ll take ‘em all? How many do they have?” when I realized the number of carrots in the basket was the store’s inventory.

It’s my favorite book in the whole world, but Gaiman’s sex scenes are gross to me. There’s only two in the book, though, if you want to try to power through.

I really hope the bad suits aren’t because he only buys American. Like, sure I got an Indochino suit for $350 and it looks great but the name of that company is basically AsiaAsia. Please, let there be American tailors that do good work.

Synergistic idea: get one of those USB-powered LED strips and put it in the trunk with your jumpstart battery, possibly inside your pop-up trunk organizer. The LED strip is flexible and puts out a lot of light, so it could come in handy under the hood.

Synergistic idea: get one of those USB-powered LED strips and put it in the trunk with your jumpstart battery,…

If I’m listening to anything on the FM side, my radio remembers where it was at the next time I start the car up. If I happen to be hate-listening to Hannity or some other ignorance-based radio program on the AM, my car will start out on 89.9 FM, playing classical music (that part is obviously a coincidence, but…

Other responses? The one (I think) he’s talking about says that we just hate the R’s a little less, as a nation.

My fiancee used to work as a barber in San Diego, so she got to do a lot of Marine haircuts. Apparently the Chet haircut is a thing that real humans do.

Pick me pick me!

I’ve gotta say, thanks for getting me to take a second look at the photo and so I was able to see the painting in the background.

I’ve been spending a few days commenting on articles like this: don’t forget that a portion of the pissed-off constituents that are showing up are still-fired-up teapartiers that are mad that Obamacare hasn’t been repealed yet and that Hillary walks free.

When I was a kid, one of my friends threw a Genesis controller full force against the wall and it just exploded (I want to say Sonic, but I can’t be sure). At the time I was still running 8-bit at home and he destroyed this marvel of technology! Three buttons! I couldn’t believe it.

If you’re in Seattle and only have time for one thing, skip the Space Needle and go see the pop culture museum’s exhibit on the Seattle 90's alt-music scene. It’s half Nirvana and the rest is also very good. As a child of that moment (not-quite-millennial, not-quite-GenX) it really brought me back. My personal…

I have a targeted ad for Sea World on the side of my browser right next to the lede of this article.

The greys here are pretty fun to look at.

It’s because the food inside my carry-on. You also don’t see my book, my travel battery, or my spare undies. You do get to see my laptop and the socks on my feet, but I don’t have to unpack it all.

I’ve watched the last half hour a few times when I’m looking for something else to watch. Seems like the story is as over as it needs to be.

That reminds me of the time a guy I knew in college said he didn’t like the Beatles because they just sounded like everyone else.