Trump holds banker’s hours. No heart attack coming from him any time soon.

So, what rifle will do well for both boar hunting and the inevitable Second American Civil War of 2018?

You know, two weeks ago I could accept the Pence is worse argument. When it became clear that 45 actually thinks the crazy shit he said during the campaign, that went right out. I’ll take a bible-thumping, anti-choice, calls-his-wife-’mother’ normal person any day.

Why is it so important to you to be an asshole about a place you’ve probably never spent 10 minutes in? Good luck to you.

I agree completely. After seeing King Kong I remarked that this was a clear example of the George Lucas Effect, where a successful idea-man finds himself surrounded by sycophants and no editors.

It was raining and in the mid-40's last night in San Francisco; uncomfortable, but very tolerable. You’re a badass to go outside and march in ND in January.

Fun answer: hah, yeah. Real answer: the National Park Service just spent millions of dollars repairing the grass there, so they put down a walking surface to protect it. Responsible use of government funds and thoughtful solutions to problems - Obama Administration all the way.

Hey Jim! That’s why long-term trends are more important than year-to-year timescales. Even with the margin of error, both 2015 and 2016 are above the data from many years ago. 9 of 10 of the hottest years were in the 21st Century. What you’re doing is called quibbling.

I hated the Darth Vader choking pun, but I just thought of something: It’s a sign that cheesy-ass stupid Anakin is in there somewhere still. It kind of fits, but I’m going to have to think some more about it to see if I like that idea.

Someone said to me, I guess it was like 18 months ago jeezus, that Trump reminded them of Teddy Roosevelt. I couldn’t get much past my dizzy spell from the cognitive assault, but I did say, “Nooo...”

Saw my first real boob in that car. Mammaries Memories.

1986 Chevy Celebrity. If you go fast enough the needle goes behind the dash.

Yeah, I thought I was going crazy that no one pointed that out. The original criticism is on the transcriptionist.

“gotten on the bandwagon with another liberal issue” If you immediately felt remorse, no one is going to begrudge you a slightly more wordy sentence.

Holy shit, did you have those queued up before today or are you just a genius?

Why would you keep your time machine in the bathroom? Surely the temporal modulators would be affected by the humidity. Have fun erasing all the paradoxes you’re going to cause!

Well hey that was easy! This is the correct answer.

Beautiful poetry.

I’m so middle class, one time I stayed at a fancy place and got all pissed that I had to pay for breakfast.

I’m an occasional business traveler, so I’ll get a continental breakfast waffle about 10 or 15 times a year. I love watching people either A) get all excited like it’s the Ritz when there’s a waffle iron or B) be completely dumbfounded by it, like a waffle iron is some sort of nuclear-sub technology.