It was raining and in the mid-40's last night in San Francisco; uncomfortable, but very tolerable. You’re a badass to go outside and march in ND in January.

I hated the Darth Vader choking pun, but I just thought of something: It’s a sign that cheesy-ass stupid Anakin is in there somewhere still. It kind of fits, but I’m going to have to think some more about it to see if I like that idea.

Someone said to me, I guess it was like 18 months ago jeezus, that Trump reminded them of Teddy Roosevelt. I couldn’t get much past my dizzy spell from the cognitive assault, but I did say, “Nooo...”

Saw my first real boob in that car. Mammaries Memories.

1986 Chevy Celebrity. If you go fast enough the needle goes behind the dash.

Yeah, I thought I was going crazy that no one pointed that out. The original criticism is on the transcriptionist.

“gotten on the bandwagon with another liberal issue” If you immediately felt remorse, no one is going to begrudge you a slightly more wordy sentence.

Why would you keep your time machine in the bathroom? Surely the temporal modulators would be affected by the humidity. Have fun erasing all the paradoxes you’re going to cause!

Beautiful poetry.

I’m so middle class, one time I stayed at a fancy place and got all pissed that I had to pay for breakfast.

I’m an occasional business traveler, so I’ll get a continental breakfast waffle about 10 or 15 times a year. I love watching people either A) get all excited like it’s the Ritz when there’s a waffle iron or B) be completely dumbfounded by it, like a waffle iron is some sort of nuclear-sub technology.

Oh, yeah, if you haven’t watched Clone Wars, it’s very very good. Look up the correct episode order before you start though, there’s a couple of weird switcheroos in there.

Jedi fits above the Thai line. Hate it for the Ewoks, fine, but Jabba, speeder bikes, space battle, Akbar, “So be it. Jedi.” etc etc

These are normal Star Wars complaints, nothing to stop me from enjoying it still. I have complaints about every single Star Wars movie but it usually comes up net positive. I just wanted to say that of course the Death Star has a hyperdrive. Yavin isn’t in the same system as Alderaan, and it wasn’t built in the…

The first time I saw one I said out loud, “It’s like a sexy spaceship!”

“Real Quick: I’m going to rekindle one of the top 10 most acrimonious internet fights that has no good solution!”

Yeah, I was like “Jesus Fuck, Gavin. Why the hell did you have to say that?” It’s soured me on him, along with his naked careerism.

I have no doubt that Kamala Harris is running for President in 2020. The moment will probably be perfect for a good looking, young, POC woman. I hate that in another universe she’d be Senate Majority Leader sometime in the 2030's, but she’s needed elsewhere.

During college, we would order JJ’s slims during the kind of blizzard that would make you write off three days of going outside. Dudes would show up on time riding their mountain bikes. I’m pretty sure our tips weren’t even close to what they deserved.

The only time I have considered a dish too dirty to wash and reuse is the two times in my 20's that I saw living maggots eating the leftovers. Dog germs don’t phase me.