Mine watch it with mild alarm, which is probably a mental-health improvement over their reaction to the vacuum.

Mine watch it with mild alarm, which is probably a mental-health improvement over their reaction to the vacuum.

If that happens, I will happily admit I was wrong all this time.

I can’t wait to see him sandbag while slowly walking back on defense, right across the Olympic Rings! This is exciting! And next season in a new arena, my life is completed.

I’m with you. I’ve never understood the love for Freelancer.

I was reading the benefits of mine during that excruciating meeting about it, and mine at least specifically says that it doesn’t cover erectile dysfunction. Boner bummer.

Just happy to see you.

Man, how many times have I seen a police cruiser idling. Every time it feels like I’m standing on the edge of a great story and a criminal record.

Oh, I’m aware it’s not true, and I think she is too, but she was 17 or so when Let It Be came out, so there’s a little bit of teenaged irrationality in there still.

I could take it or leave it, but that’s mostly because my mom taught me to hate her for breaking up the Beatles.

I was going to say Emily Blunt as the explosives/munitions expert, but part of what made Ocean’s 11 so fun was that they weren’t exactly playing to their types, especially Matt Damon and Don Cheadle. So, Emily Blunt as the hacker.

Holy cow. Great art.

I’m not sure what model she got, but this one picks up cat hair very well. Our apartment is two floors, and we took the robot upstairs to vac the carpets and I had to clean out the bin three times, filled with cat hair.

I was a normal voter in 2000, the kind of half-paying-attention voter that most Americans are, and nobody of that ilk had any idea that Bush was what he is. We all thought he and Gore were the same! Trump does not even have that.

The pop-out cup holder.

The time is nigh for a revival of futuristic racing games. Give me a VR F-zero or Wipeout and... well, I’ll probably lose my job.

I listened to a recent episode, and although they included little side comments occasionally, it mostly sounded like they were just taking turns reading a term paper out loud for the first 70%. I love the premise of the podcast, should I try another?

Bro, get a Roomba. You will be amazed how much less you hate life if you don’t have to sweep up. My gf got one about a month ago and I thought it was a waste of money, but not any more.

I happen to like my polar fleece vest’s combination of core insulation and arm cooling. If I’m doing anything active I need to radiate, but in certain conditions I still need my torso to keep warm. Also, when I’m skiing and it’s extra cold out I like to use it as a layer.

It’s the Cleric Conundrum, still around after all these years. “Man, our group would be much better if we had a healer.” “Me? Play a healer? BORING!”

Kind of a bummer that all her transition seemed to do is make bigots realize that they hadn’t hated trans people enough until last year. I feel like five years ago, the general consensus among jerks was “sex-changes (what they called it when I was a kid, THIRTY YEARS AGO) happen, and it’s not common enough to be upset…