Can you please talk me through what the hell that metaphor means in the context of this thread? Seemingly nice guys have small dicks that will sting you? Nice guys don’t have small dicks until you touch them? Small dicks inflate when threatened? I know that it seemed witty when you wrote it, but it’s actually kind of…

Ohhh petticoats! It took me a second to catch up.

Ah well, I guess I should write them off as humans because of the size of their genitals. Bummer, they both seem nice.

Man, I miss the days when I had time to waste on doing shit like this. But not really, since these days I also go out of the house for entertainment on occasion and have a relationship. To this day I will beat you at Super Mario Kart, though.

Literally 2 inches below your post is a picture of him, so I have to say he’s not super buff, just in shape? Not really gigundo like Channing Tatum, who is distractingly huge when wearing a suit or normal people clothes.

You can swear here, it’s ok, we’re all pretending to be adults here.

I was sad to find out that Mark Ruffalo is a 9-11 truther. I still like him because when he’s talking about things that he can actually affect he’s got it right.

It’s not like what Nye said isn’t true, what’s bullshit about it? Without further context, he could have been saying that out of frustration that humans can’t get over skin color. Just because he and I think that prejudice based on physical characteristics is stupid, doesn’t mean that he and I don’t want to fight…

I think the Constitution protects against punishing the offspring for the crimes of their parents. But holy shit, how well does that name fit the dude? Wow.

Hahah, no. Flight attendants don’t give a shit about my elbow and shoulder. I prefer the aisle seat for lots of reasons, but I know full well that it’s going to be a hip-check or drink cart ram literally every time they go by. I’m pretty wide, so there’s not much to do about it; I try to keep zen and abide.

What a hilarious image: Everyone’s at best a little edgy because they’re thinking of a fiery death inside a metal tube, and you start “HRRR-PSSSH I AM YOUR FATHER!” Love it.

What? No sarcasm, just saying that the conventional wisdom is that it’s not a good movie, which is one example where a person can go wrong by listening to the conventional wisdom.

Fast & Furious, too. The first one. If you liked Blue Crush then I might not have to explain liking F&F.

I’m kind of shocked, but also not really. What I’m most concerned about is what it means for the BRZ. Surely Subaru isn’t going to go it alone, but I hope they do!

I have the Logitech G930, but have never tried the others, so my vote was technically, “This is the one I bought.” I really do like them, but holy crap are they heavy! I actually got headaches due to neck muscle fatigue back when I was getting used to them. The programmable buttons are nice, but I’ve never used them…

I have the Logitech G930, but have never tried the others, so my vote was technically, “This is the one I bought.” I…

I should have mentioned the topic came up in the above conversation because I basically said to this guy who I just met that day, “What’s the fucking hurry?” as we sped along country roads crowded with drunken tourists. I agree entirely: don’t speed unless you’re in a sirens and lights situation.

I talked to a cop once about the fact that they’re always in a hurry, and he told me that it’s because there’s always more calls to check on, and it pays to get to the scene quickly. He went on to say that it gets to the point that it feels like there’s someone timing you to get to the next place, even when there…

When I read your comment, I was all, “Oh crap, I read it as sarcasm, but yeah, who knows!”

I got one of those touchpads a while back; it looked like the same model. It was very disappointing, with USB connectivity issues, poor build quality, and touchpad that didn’t work right (un-sensitive isn’t a word, but...). Save your pennies for a mini-keyboard from Logitech, I’m much more happy with that.

I got one of those touchpads a while back; it looked like the same model. It was very disappointing, with USB…