I have a bottle of Klonopin, a bag of mini Snickers, two ice cold cans of Diet Coke and Rachel Maddow on. Am I crying or enjoying myself? I can’t tell what I’m feeling in this never-ending nightmare.

It was nice of Eric to bring along the canvas tarpaulins he usually reserves for rolling his victims in before driving them to a nice quiet spot in the country.

Curiously, Melania Trump was not part of the photo

I really hate to defend that suit and shoes combo, but the colors are fine.

Cam: “My knee ligaments matter.”

Uber doesn’t say all of that but neither is it as flexible as you claim.

I’ve never heard of “independent contractors” being punished for not accepting assignments.

You said the review system proves that separate rides aren’t separate jobs of the sort an individual contractor takes on.

I wish we could just go back to the time when you had to climb a floating magnet mountain, sneak up behind a flying lizard horse, jump on it, wrap your hair penis around its hair penis so your brains could talk, and then become friends forever so you could defeat capitalism robots with your gigantic blue friends who…

Did they quote you a price, or did Thumbtack? (spoilers: the contractor did) Does Thumbtack only list, say, carpenters, or contractors generally? (contractors generally) What service does Thumbtack offer? It isn’t carpentry. In contrast, you would really be reaching to say that Uber’s service isn’t livery.

OK, well, the “definition of Independent Contractors” requires that they not be engaged in the company’s primary business. Are you arguing that Uber is not in the business of on-demand personal transportation? If so, how would you describe the service they provide? How are the drivers providing Uber a service…

All the people I know who drive for Uber do it as their main gig. So what now?

Also, it pays to note that Uber uses a public resource without paying in to the cities whose roads they are polluting with shit drivers.

Chicago cabs were awful, and people are willing to use a horrible company because it makes their lives easier. By the way, this is why libertarianism confuses me...

An Uber hit my girlfriend on her bike, watched her hit the parked car and then the ground. The driver made eye contact, then peeled out away. Despite…

it has agreed it won’t try to form a traditional union before the deal expires in 2021.

But the solution for bad unions is not the absence of unions.

Uh, sure they would. Cab company’s have to do background checks, regularly inspect vehicles, pay at least minimum wage, provide healthcare, etc...Uber is just like ‘nah.’

Even their radio commercials lately are heavy on the “this isn’t a regular J-O-B, this is a side hustle” bullshit. They’re really working hard to make sure they don’t have to take care of their “employees”

After media attention was paid to the case, yesterday Rochester police decided to renew the investigation.