None of those you mention come anywhere close to the massive talent and star power of Houston.

Britney was a great performer overall, and her success story is not to be trifled with but she is simply not the megastar singer that Houston is.

Name a singer with higher highs and lower lows in the last 20 years.

Maybe the reason it went so horribly wrong is that he was involved in the actual organizing?

This isn’t even as good as Despacito which actually might be a Song Of The Summer. This is adequate.

Your “well, actually” fucking sucks and also is wrong.

Labor and materials alone are expensive. For a wall like that you could expect to pay between $50-75 per lineal foot, plus more for the columns—assuming you’re not in a rural area where skilled masons can be hard to find. Then hundreds or thousands more to add the fencing on top.

Foolproof two question test for hyper monster status:

And also Donald Trump essentially inherited his initial wealth and has underperformed most basic investment metrics over the same period of time.

And, God fucking forbid, an adept capitalist who leveraged her expertise and celebrity to make money.

What’s so unrealistic about not taking toys to the park? What is baseless about the opinion that parks largely serve a function which is different than your family room or play room at home?

What the fuck does “a little plaintive voice at 10:30 at night asking you for a glass of water” have to do with acting like a brat at the local park? Or stirring up shit by ranting about neighborhood kids being interested in your kid’s toys (oh, the horror) on Facebook?

Very witty, I’m so impressed.

They’re children. I mean, I guess if you want to take being mildly upset that this little asshole wouldn’t share his toys as “taking mutual interaction, community, and entertainment for granted as though it’s a guarantee” then I guess you have a different expectation of small childrens’ ability to deal with…

You are hilarious and sad.

Perhaps they should be paid at market rates for their labor, and should in turn pay market rates for their education.

No, it’s not rude. There is, indeed, a (entirely reasonable) presumption of sharing when you bring a box of donuts to the break room, and the same goes for a community space like a park.

A park is also a community space, not just a public space.

This is a single story told only from the perspective of a mom who thinks it’s a good idea to bring toys to the fucking park. What makes you so comfortable assuming it was gimme gimme gimme and not simply childish excitement at the fact that toys just appeared at the park?

Hot take, part 2: If you bring a box of donuts to the office, sure you don’t have to share them. But if you bring a box of donuts to the office, it hardly smacks of greed or entitlement if your co-workers ask if you’ll share.