Top 10 Ways to Lose Your Online Audience! 

Everyone who said “Fuck this slideshow” gets a star.

You can take the slideshow and shove it up managements ass. That reminds me of a movie with a great overlander:

Is this a South Park episode?

Jalops: all cars look this same! this is bad!

So airlines are pushing the TSA, famous for security theater, to do medical theater.

The most impactful episode of Unsolved Mysteries for me was pretty mundane. It was about an Asian-American (Hawaiian American?) who was serving in WWII and was getting bullied by other soldiers for looking Japanese.

If I was *this* dumb with my parents car, I would've begged to be locked up until my court date. No court in North America would've scared me more than facing the wrath of my parents.

Well, unlike the Asian and Canadian bees, I’m sure that American bees carry guns, so they should be fine.

Quentin Quarantino

If only Brosnan or Aston Martin had the leverage to demand they got to be in a better movie.

“Little Doubfire”

I’ve never seen it but please tell me about this sequel to Gotham.

The breakroom and Slack conversations around G/O Media must be hilarious with the moral crusader bloggers trying to get all the Inventory bloggers laid off.

Failing to comply with a lawful order from the police is a crime. Here is the TN law, I am sure it is similar to others.

Oh, fuck.

This approach can lick my tisticle.

please dear god no. 

Bill Murray in Zombieland